I wish my dogs would stop barking.
Actually, I wish the bloke over the road who is pratting about with his shitheap of a car with a boombox going full blast would suddenly be vapourised by a passing aggressive alien space craft since it is his infernal clattering and piss-poor taste in music that is aggravating them.
I'm building up a head of steam now. I think I may have to go over there and engage in some frank discourse with him.,
Le Chat Guerrier
Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop