Ghazgkull
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Corugi
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Just a quick note to inform you all that due to recent events on a rants forum thread I no longer exist.
I have no doubt that a prolonged period of mourning will ensue.
Not really sure who will mourn you but OK.
You are mourning me already. Go on, admit it. Its only been a few minutes since I ceased to exist and already your life feels more dull and devoid of purpose. You feel empty, and depressed. I know it will be hard for you to continue on without me, but I want you to reach deep inside and find the inner strength to overcome your desperate anguish.
Its okay for you to have a quiet little cry if it helps.
Here, have this hanky. I wont need it back.
Now look, if you want to avenge my non-existence, then blame Fifi. She brought this all about.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
Well, Rugi, it's not my fault if some dimwit bought me a Chemistry Set for my birthday, now is it? What sort of idiot would give a loaded gun to a child hmmm?
Not sure what I'd do if we had a 'quake here. Be very scared, probably.
This snow malarkey is getting ridiculous. I just heard that gas supplies will run out soon. OMG massive natural disaster, some snow fell. Whooooo! Never happened here before *rolls eyes*
Now there's no trains, no planes, roads blocked, shops with no food in, can't cook or keep warm on the horizon.....
I can only think that if us Brits ever had a proper disaster our idiot Government would simply take to their well stocked bunkers and leave us to it.