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Mythologica

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An epic story you must read:
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CHAPTER 1
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One dark stormy night, Bob, our protagonist walks out his humble home. But it was not night but in fact morning and the weather was actually quite nice. Anyways Bob walks out and gets ready for school. On the way to school be meets his friend "Rasquatchio". After greeting him, Ras tells Bob, "Purple shades."
"Wut?", Bob inquired.
"Its important, say it to everyone", Ras answered.
"Okay then I'll try", Bob says with confusion.
After purchasing a nutritious breakfast from Friendly Express, Bob hurries off to school as he does not wish to be late. Upon entering the classroom the teacher is already calling attendance. When the teacher notices Bob entering she asks were he has been and why was he late to class.
"Purple shades", Bob answers. The entire class goes silent for a good 2.194 minutes and the teacher slowly tells Bob to go to the principle's office. Bob became confused and asked why he was in trouble, but the teacher just told him to go.
Bob hurries off to the principal's office and sure enough, the principal is there on his computer mostly likely playing runescape. The principal looks up with a solemn face and asks, "why are you here son."
"I got in trouble for saying purple shades", Bob says. The principal's jaw drops to such a magnitude that would put an adult pelican to shame. The stunned principal expels Bob from school at that moment and Bob is still very confused so he goes home.
When Bob comes home, his mother had a confused look on her face and asks why he is home when he should be at school learning and enriching his young mind. Bob answers, "I got in trouble for saying purple shades."
His mother starts to cry and in tears she sends him up to his room and says, "your father will have a few words with you when he gets home."
When Bob's father arrives home and asks, "why is your mother crying?"
"Because I said purple shades?", Bob answers in an unsure tone.

28-Aug-2012 21:51:53 - Last edited on 28-Aug-2012 21:55:11 by Mythologica

Mythologica

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CHAPTER 2
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Upon hearing those words Bob's father unleashes a fury only spoken of in Ancient Mayan folklore. In his rage, Bob's father screams, "SON YOU ARE GROUNDED AND WILL NOT LEAVE YOUR ROOM FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Bob starts crying in confusion but his father refuses to yield.
After 10 years, Bob is legally an adult and in depressed so he decides to join the army in hopes of finding something he can do with his life. Upon joining he is promptly put on a plane for a reconnaissance mission in an unknown country. Inside the plane, the soldiers talk about why they joined the army. Bob tells them, "I joined because ever since I said purple shades, my life has been awful".
Upon hearing those two words the entire squad faced Bob and screamed curses that would put a blush on a French lady's face. Then they threw Bob off the plane but luckily he had a parachute and manages to land on a rather small island in the Pacific then goes unconscious.
Bob wakes up in a hut and a native is there watching over him. It turns out the island is inhabited by some indigenous tribe of natives. The community gathers around him to hear his story as they do not get very many visitors often. Bob starts out with the day he followed Ras's advice of saying purple shades. But he manages to tell his story without saying those words.
"what were those words that have brought you so much trouble?" a listener asked.
"purple shades", Bob answers without thinking.
The entire community goes silent and a rather large man without a shirt (or socks) knocks Bob unconscious once again. Bob wakes up later drifting on a log in the middle of the ocean. After a day, Bob miraculously finds the shore and drifts towards it and falls asleep on the beach.

28-Aug-2012 22:11:46

Mythologica

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CHAPTER 3
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Bob wakes up the next morning starving and happens to stumble upon the home of an elderly couple and their large pet dog. They take pity on Bob and give him a slice of chicken, a little shrimp, five french fries, half a bun, some mashed potatoes, a bit of gravy, and some coleslaw too. Bob heartily eats the meal and thanks the generous couple for their graciousness towards a stranger. The old lady, while petting the happily panting dog, asks, "what was a young man such as yourself doing sleeping on a beach?"
Bob answers, "alot of terrible things have been happening to me after I learned these two words..."
The old man inquires, "ehh what would that be?"
Bob thinks to himself and concludes the old couple would surely understand his troubles and say, "purple shades"
The elderly couple sat there stunned and suddenly the dog jumped on the table growling at him and jumped. Bob, scared for his life, runs out of the house. He runs and runs until he comes across a city.
He decides to try and get a job and finds one.
The next day he comes to his interview and the manager asks him for his information and skills. Bob tells him he has no specialty and is just trying to live because ever since he learned purple shades it has been awful.
The manager asks, "sorry what where those words you just said?"
"purple shades?" Bob says without thinking.
Without a word the manager kicks him out and Bob wanders the street utterly depressed when suddenly across the street he sees a statue of a gorilla wearing purple shades. Seeing this he feels a bit of hope and excitedly runs towards the statue, but he gets run over by a car.
Moral of the story: look both sides before crossing the street.
THE END

28-Aug-2012 22:29:17

Ro b e r t
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hhahahaahaaah nice story :P

28-Aug-2012 23:26:55 - Last edited on 02-Sep-2012 12:53:57 by Ro b e r t

Clin

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Barrows time!!
Now is the time for the Rise of Slayer to join together, and face the Barrows brothers. So it’s time to whip out the old combat gear and get beasting.
I will note down the most valuable loots and feature the 3 most valuable in a later post. So this will not only be for fun, this will be an intense competition among the slayers!!
May the best slayer win!
This Saturday, September first. Event starts at 1 pm BST.
Greetings Clinical

29-Aug-2012 13:37:32

Raway
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Thank you very much Clinical!
Looking forward to your event mate!! :D

29-Aug-2012 21:28:13

lll

lll

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Hello fellow clanmates, and everyone else who cares enough to read this. I've been in RoS for a long time, on and off, met a lot of cool people here, saw many good things happen, some bad things as well but oh well, that happens too. Thank you all for those great moments.
As you see I'm not the best writer, lol.
So, to the point now. I'm leaving. Not because something was bad, it was all cool here - I just feel that it's time for me to move on. But who knows, I might end up coming back here one day (I'll be visiting cc from time to time anyway, probably pretty often). See you all around and good luck.

30-Aug-2012 17:20:27

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