A sealed parchement would arrive in the talons of a carrier pigeon. The wax seal bears the crest of the Royal Kingdom of Varrock. Once opened, the scroll would read, in gold printed lettering:
You are formally invited to the coronation of Queen Sora Verus! Her Gracious Majesty wishes for you to share in our Kingdom's delight and festivities as we celebrate the crowning of a new era.
After serving the Kingdom as heir to the crown ((twice)), Lady of Recruitment; several positions that no longer exist within the Kingdom, such as: Pope, Minister of Foreign Affairs ((three times)), and Lady of Domestic Affairs, Her Majesty is willing and ready to take on the duties as Queen. She has shown patience, perseverance, and undying loyalty in the wake of hard times, and in the light of all the good times. May her rule be long, and her glory everlasting.
The Citadel will be bustling with the sound of merriment, as after the crowning moment, there will be a Royal Ball, with dancing, food, and fun. And for those who prefer a bit more action; the battlefield will be open after the dance, to all that enjoy the thrill of battle and the imminent fear of death.
We look forward to celebrating this momentous occassion with you all!
May your stoves burn hot, may your fish burn light. May your logs cut with ease, may your bows string tight. May your farms flourish, may your herbs grow strong. May your feet not make a sound, may your pickpocketing not go wrong. May your ore come quick, may your hammer strike hard. May your kills come swift, may your bones never shard. May we remain friends and allies, may we fight as one. May Queen Sora Verus live, may she live long.
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Cucco Chaser
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"He don't look like no cucco chaser to me. Then again, I ain't never met one before."