Alright yall, this isn't going to be as neat and tidy as say, when Queen Raine does it, but hey, I'ma golem, give me a break.
Throws confetti and glitter through the air, it would land around massive letters that read:
You are formally invited to the Kingdom of Varrock's Holiday Festival!
The day of festivities will begin with a meet and greet within the Varrock Square. Ready those holiday attires and clan colors! We'll be marching from the streets of Varrock through the country side, all the way to white walls of Falador and beyond to the clan camp. This is where we will ascend to the Kingdom of Varrock's citadel to take part in the first of two costume contests.
There will be two themed costume contests, themes to be announced during the events. Prizes will be rewarded to the winners, and those whom do not wish to compete can simply observe, or may ask to be judges. Judges will rank each outfit on a scale between 1-5, and these votes will be PM'* to me. There'll be twenty minutes after the announcement of the theme to prep your outfits, so use your time wisely.
After the first contest is concluded, there'll be time to converse and prep for the next contest, which will be ran two hours after the first. Following the contests, will be the Masquerade Ball. Be sure to dress in formal attire, and masks, of course. Drinks and mint cakes to be served to guests as they enter. You will also each recieve a bone when you enter, do not bury this. It is for a special brief event.
After the festivities of the night wind down, Overseer Waller will be hosting a battlefield event. Be sure to be packing armour under those suits and gowns.
Hope to see you all there. Much love, Lord of Recruitment, Rnoy.
"He don't look like no cucco chaser to me. Then again, I ain't never met one before."
