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Something something, joke about 2016's presidential candidates, parallel between the notoriously corrupt (that's Nixon, btw, my fav) and any of America's future leaders, blah blah blah, lazy writing.

Anyway, enough of that. I wanted a Nixon quote, so I put one... but then couldn't make a relevant transition. Today for the North's diet is some highly deserved promotions, news on the WAR, Marat* who's giving bread a run for its money (and apparently also the RS forums). That's right you read me, some of the most important and pivotal decisions of the Kingdom shall be revealed today...! There'll also be a few reminders of on-going things, and a list of upcoming events.

...And Astra said he "couldn't format the RD properly." FEAR NOT, citizens of the north, Capet is here to give you what you visually deserve!

Fair citizens of the north, we blue bloods have decided that it is time we expand the royal court.

We, as it stands, have a number of vacant positions, however, as we enter into Spring and the unusually colder frost of Winter recedes, so does the metaphorical lock on these positions. (If only Al Gore was elected, we wouldn't be facing such moody environmental nonsense). Curse you Florida my home state! Anyway, no longer are we suffering from a lack of contenders for the various roles in the Kingdom, but rather we may have an excess of contenders. The bloom of Spring has provided us with a great bounty, and while we can't promise all will be picked from the peasant fields, we will do our best to appoint the best. Indeed, this not as easy as it might sound, considering all the good and great in this season's harvest. (I know Fall is harvest season, but global warming dammit!)

So without further ado, without some weird probably nonfunctional farming metaphor, without politics... without further ado, I'd like to congratulate Broadsides and WrinklyJonny!

They shall respectively be given the positions of Lord Chronicler and Master of Whispers, and admin rank + avatar privileges. Now we have someone different to bug for the exp boost....

Next on the list of topics for me to... write about is this WAR you've probably heard rumors about. Or maybe more than rumors, we do after all have some war training events scheduled just for this invasion of Catherby. They are:

- Wednesday (3/9), @2:30pm EST
- Sunday, (3/13), @12:30pm EST

Be there and learn how to keep yourself alive! What's the new news about the war you promised us, you say? Well, I lied, I don't have any just yet... but stay tuned my bloodthirsty compatriots, soon we will have a date for our blood bath.

So Marath has been exceptionally awesome lately, going so far as to giving bread a run for its money. Marat* the Grey Prince proclaimed himself to be"only the best thing to happen since the [invention] of bread." Of course I say this here not only because its true and the truth must be spread (I can joke about politics, but I have the class to keep religion untouched), I say this because its a slow day for the Royals to Decree anything. I'm sure some far off Kingdom is laughing, maybe not at my attempts at humor, but my attempt to keep filler in the weekly statements. and LOL indeed.

So what's left? Yes, throughout the month of March KotN is conducting activity checks. If you DO NOT meet our activity requirements, you will be swept. We require all members to:
- attend one event
- cap at the citadel, and post a report
Easy, right? It should be, but if you or someone you know is unable to meet the requirements, then please by all means inform a Lord, and we will be sure to not sweep you when the time comes.

I wanted to plan a little fun event welcome to everyone. Just some chill extermination.
I will be hosting a Pest Control Event:
- Saturday, (3/12) @6:00pm EST

Lastly, I'd like to inform everyone, if you are not already aware, that we have a Kingdom Skype and Discord group, both which we would gladly welcome you in, only say the word and an admin of either off-site chats will add you.