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Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Even if I’m mad at my husband I should be mature enough not to flush the toilet on purpose while he’s in the shower, but it turns out I’m not.

31-Jan-2014 10:10:24

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Whatever you do in life, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

01-Feb-2014 13:10:10

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Wow, it's beautiful outside. I should probably do something. Like close the blinds so there isn't a glare on my screen.

02-Feb-2014 12:09:36

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Multi-tasking becomes easier the older you get...you'll find that you can sneeze, break wind and wet yourself, all at the same time.

03-Feb-2014 11:25:23

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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I do 8 sit-ups every mornin'. Might not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button.

04-Feb-2014 11:17:18

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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I saw a smart car get hit with a snow ball today, yep, it was totalled!

05-Feb-2014 10:37:57

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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The only difference between the 13 year old me and the 55 year old me is that my kool-aid now contains vodka.

06-Feb-2014 09:50:27

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Are you sure common sense can't be beaten into people ? Because I'd like to give it try!

07-Feb-2014 10:00:20

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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If The Lego Movie is about anything other than parents walking around and cursing after stepping on Legos, it's not based on a true story.

08-Feb-2014 11:25:13

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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I intend to live forever. So far so good.

09-Feb-2014 11:01:27

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