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2011

AriannaD

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Losing your phone is the adult version of having your balloon fly away.

13-Jan-2014 10:13:09

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2011

AriannaD

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I put 'extremely organized' on my résumé and I don't even remember what folder I saved it in.

14-Jan-2014 10:06:43

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Justin Bieber's home was thoroughly searched yesterday but police have uncovered no evidence of talent.

15-Jan-2014 09:41:55

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Eating just one animal cracker is impossible. The entire herd must go.

16-Jan-2014 09:36:23

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Gossip = saying behind their back what you’d never say to their face.
Flattery = saying to their face what you’d never say behind their back

17-Jan-2014 10:13:10

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Okay body wash, unless you're caffeinated and drinkable, you can cool it with the 'energizing' claims. You're soap.

18-Jan-2014 09:45:29

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesn't have any pictures of me either.

19-Jan-2014 10:26:33

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

20-Jan-2014 09:29:33

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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I can do 50-100 pushups depending on how many weeks you give me.

21-Jan-2014 09:16:00

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2011

AriannaD

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My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch

22-Jan-2014 09:24:42

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