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2011

AriannaD

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As a young child my mom told me I could be anything I wanted to be. It turns out that the police call this identity theft.

15-Oct-2013 10:40:52

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2011

AriannaD

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Good mothers let you lick the beaters when they're making a cake. Great mothers turn the mixer off first.

16-Oct-2013 10:28:13

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2011

AriannaD

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Life is too complicated in the morning.

17-Oct-2013 10:10:53

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2011

AriannaD

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The first to apologize is the bravest The first to forgive is the strongest The first to open the wine is the smartest.

18-Oct-2013 08:47:40

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2011

AriannaD

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You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers.

19-Oct-2013 10:38:29

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2011

AriannaD

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*** ed class should include listening to a baby cry for 5 hours while watching the same cartoon on repeat.

20-Oct-2013 10:14:05

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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I haven't used algebra in 3x-q years

21-Oct-2013 10:11:46

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2011

AriannaD

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I hate laundry, dishes, sweeping, mopping, dusting, fixing and fetching. The only logical conclusion is that I am descended from royalty.

22-Oct-2013 09:12:24

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2011

AriannaD

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No one who heard me talking to my dog would assume that English is my first language.

23-Oct-2013 10:00:25

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2011

AriannaD

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If the shoe fits, wear it. And if these shoes belong to someone else, walk away briskly.

24-Oct-2013 09:25:43

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