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Mar

2011

AriannaD

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A man started choking in the line at McDonalds today. Luckily the manager jumped into action... And opened another register.

23-Aug-2013 09:31:58

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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I like to make lists. I also like to leave them laying on the kitchen counter and then guess what's on the list while at the store. Fun game.

26-Aug-2013 10:26:42

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Men think us women dream of finding the perfect man when really, all we want is to eat anything without getting fat.

27-Aug-2013 10:33:20

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Not to brag but my bank says I have an outstanding balance.

28-Aug-2013 09:21:26

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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I finally found a diet plan that works. It's called 'The Cost of Food'.

29-Aug-2013 09:45:00

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Last time I wore my celery costume out in public I was arrested for stalking.

30-Aug-2013 09:46:22

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Paying bills is fun and easy when you have a bottle of wine and a shredder.

03-Sep-2013 09:43:53

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windshield. It said: ‘Parking Fine.’ So that was nice.

04-Sep-2013 10:07:25

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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My moods don't just swing - they bounce, pivot, recoil, rebound, oscillate, fluctuate and occasionally pirouette.

05-Sep-2013 09:50:59

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous.

06-Sep-2013 09:58:40

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