Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Smoking kills but non smokers are not immortal either! 20-Jul-2013 10:04:41
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile I've finally reached the age where I can't function without my glasses...especially if they're empty. 21-Jul-2013 10:40:21
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile No amount of medical research will find a cure as effective as when Mom kisses the place that hurts. 22-Jul-2013 09:39:17
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 23-Jul-2013 09:33:45
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile I'm really glad we don't have to hunt our own food anymore.... I don't even know where sandwiches live. 24-Jul-2013 09:22:09
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. 25-Jul-2013 09:44:12
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. 26-Jul-2013 09:29:58
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. 29-Jul-2013 10:44:28
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile I've always wanted to go into an elevator full of strangers and say, 'I bet you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today...' 30-Jul-2013 09:29:47
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile My Savings Account is just several pairs of unwashed jeans on the floor that may or may not still have change in the pockets. 31-Jul-2013 09:59:48