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2011

AriannaD

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For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

20-Sep-2017 12:12:03

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2011

AriannaD

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Man is the highest rated animal. At least among those animals that returned the survey.

01-Oct-2017 12:22:42

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2011

AriannaD

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With the money I found in the dryer, the girl in me says buy chocolate and candy, but the adult in me says buy wine, chocolate and candy.

02-Oct-2017 12:39:59

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2011

AriannaD

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Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.

03-Oct-2017 12:41:22

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2011

AriannaD

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They say age is all in your mind. The trick is to keep it from inching its way into your body.

04-Oct-2017 11:22:56

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2011

AriannaD

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You can build a man a fire and keep him warm for a day or you can set a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.

11-Oct-2017 12:40:21

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friendly bump

11-Oct-2017 22:45:09

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2011

AriannaD

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If you are feeling sad, imagine that you're sitting in a glass filled with bonbons and a marshmallow holds your hand.

12-Oct-2017 13:04:28

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2011

AriannaD

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Friends wave red flags when you have a bad idea. Real friends pick up a camera.

14-Oct-2017 12:00:07

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2011

AriannaD

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Someone sent me an email about using vodka to clean the house and it worked! The more vodka I drank, the cleaner the house looked.

17-Oct-2017 12:03:57

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