Forums

Skillnst00f - all are welcome

Quick find code: 93-94-324-63269005

of 157

Mar

2011

AriannaD

Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

I can't even start my car with the key as fast as they hot wire cars in the movies.

22-Mar-2017 10:15:39

Mar

2011

AriannaD

Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

23-Mar-2017 09:20:18

Mar

2011

AriannaD

Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

I read a survey that said 82% of people enjoy being cuddled. But if the people on this bus are any indication, the real figure is, like, 0%.

24-Mar-2017 10:00:10

Mar

2011

AriannaD

Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

25-Mar-2017 10:18:05

Mar

2011

AriannaD

Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

On the 90th day of Christmas, my true love said to me: 'You take Christmas too seriously'.

26-Mar-2017 12:09:26

Mar

2011

AriannaD

Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

When I awoke this morning, I thought about coffee...my only productive thought so far today.

27-Mar-2017 11:40:22

Mar

2011

AriannaD

Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

28-Mar-2017 12:00:49

Mar

2011

AriannaD

Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

We're all strangers here, some are just stranger than others.

29-Mar-2017 11:30:36

Mar

2011

AriannaD

Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

I feel like I should have a great idea right now. But I don't.

30-Mar-2017 11:54:47

Mar

2011

AriannaD

Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Here's a thought...if you squeeze olives to get olive oil, what do you squeeze to get baby oil?

31-Mar-2017 11:50:04

←

→

Quick find code: 93-94-324-63269005 Back to Top