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2011

AriannaD

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The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

17-Apr-2013 10:15:05

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2011

AriannaD

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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

18-Apr-2013 10:25:31

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2011

AriannaD

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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

19-Apr-2013 10:05:08

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2011

AriannaD

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

20-Apr-2013 10:21:57

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2011

AriannaD

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Always try to be modest and be proud of it!

21-Apr-2013 10:07:11

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2011

AriannaD

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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

22-Apr-2013 11:00:41

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2011

AriannaD

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When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

23-Apr-2013 10:01:06

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2011

AriannaD

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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

24-Apr-2013 10:18:40

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2011

AriannaD

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What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

25-Apr-2013 10:15:49

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2011

AriannaD

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Do you ever wonder what was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

26-Apr-2013 10:16:33

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