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2011

AriannaD

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I'd like to say the best moment of a woman's life is giving birth, but it's actually seeing an old nemesis & realizing she got really fat.

27-Sep-2016 12:12:02

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Too old for snapchat and too young for Life Alert.

28-Sep-2016 12:51:25

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Go buy a coloring book and color a picture for someone who loves you

29-Sep-2016 11:29:23

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

30-Sep-2016 11:08:16

Eerie Shadow

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Ari's going to grab me by my ears and hit me when she sees I forgot to bump the thread....

03-Oct-2016 03:09:51

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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I can't see your ears through that hood!

Prejudice can save lots of time, because you can form an opinion without any facts.

03-Oct-2016 12:45:51

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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Into each live a little rain must fall - but don't worry - skin is waterproof.

04-Oct-2016 12:22:04

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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I read a report that said the typical symptoms of stress were eating too much, drinking too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Who are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.

05-Oct-2016 10:44:23

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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It's funny, when I walk into a spider web I demolish his home and misplace his dinner yet I still feel like the victim.

06-Oct-2016 10:09:36

Mar

2011

AriannaD

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I always exceed expectations. Wait, that's not right. The speed limit. I always exceed the speed limit.

07-Oct-2016 11:09:27

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