Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Music soothes the savage beast...unless it's polka. 19-May-2016 12:00:03
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. 20-May-2016 11:26:07
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others. 24-May-2016 12:22:02
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 25-May-2016 11:29:26
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home and forgetting things. 26-May-2016 12:13:01
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Love doesn't just make the world go 'round, it makes the ride worthwhile! 27-May-2016 11:02:33
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are smexy. 28-May-2016 11:09:38
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Why be difficult? Put some effort in and be impossible. 29-May-2016 11:44:31
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Told the doctor I thought I had athlete's foot. He looked at me and said, 'I don't think you have athlete's anything.' 30-May-2016 11:28:47
Mar 2011 AriannaD Posts: 1,809 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Be consistent (but not all the time). 31-May-2016 09:13:12