Dear [N/A],
We are The [REDACTED], a small but loyal collective of intellect, skill, and various bodily organs. After careful deliberation, we've chosen to post an open call for any "interested parties" willing to tolerate our scrutiny in hopes of joining our new and covert ranks. Obviously a public forum is no place to discuss our secrets, and our society is not without enemies. Therefore this letter is simply a brief flyer of interest, and if you find yourself intrigued by the prospect of becoming a member, please contact [REDACTED] for your first interview.
Here are some super secret code words:
Group Bossing
D&Ds
Minigames
Group Training
Community
Quest Help
MURDER
Parties
and more...
Requirements are as followed [ABSOLUTELY NO EXCEPTIONS, except for sometimes, maybe if you're nice, we'll talk]:
70+ combat OR 1250+ Skill Total
A half eaten hot dog
An "appropriate" amount of enthusiasm
A spare appendix [for obvious legal reasons]
But perhaps I've already said too much... Please contact [REDACTED] or find us at our headquarters at [UNAVAILABLE] immediately for more information. While we are taking general applications, as a very new and small clan, we are interested in developing a strong foundation. Players with admin experience, older/veteran players, and the undead are strongly encouraged to apply.
And be warned now that we take ourselves very- *breathing into the microphone*- seriously.
Signed,
[UNINTELLIGIBLE SCRIBBLES]
If a chicken had lips, could it whistle?
21-Dec-2016 23:33:51
