Grooves to Some Like It Hot by The Power Station, wearing a massive sombrero and cracker wings that spill party hats, welps and peasants attempting to catch the falling loot, but sadly... it's fake.
Greetings my fellow KoVians, and welcome to another attempt at assisting the subclans at recruiting some fresh faces. We've gotten a few new folks in the Kingdom, whom sadly just can't afford to live within the city walls, so they're living in mudhuts outside the capitol, with the imps and the goblins. That's gotta change. We gotta get these folks a hobby!
First on the list of jobs and duties ((
hehe... duties...
)) is The Varrock Guard. A loyal band they are, and so adventurous aswell. This lot spends their days protecting our city streets, busting the crooked, and locking away the scum of the earth. And their nights getting wasted at the local pub. What a life indeed!
Second we have the Dragon Knights. These fierce warriors go out of their way to make pain, draw blood, and grab the loot. Delving into the belly of the beast day in and day out, this crew is certaintly our most adventurous group... also holds the highest death toll.. please be advised.
Lastly, we have The Architects. Skilling and slaving over their work, they take great pride in knowing that their pain and toil keeps this Kingdom up and running. Week after week, our Citadel ((Tier 7)) remains afloat because of this gang, and we thank you, hard working man!
If you are interested in any of these Subclans, just ask away and myself or another loyal member of the Kingdom will get you on your feet.
"He don't look like no cucco chaser to me. Then again, I ain't never met one before."