Greetings my fellow KoVians! It has come to my attention that some of our subclans are lacking in attendance and members... so here is yours truly,
The Royal Golem
doing some representation and promotion!
Clears throat....
Enjoy whacking away at rocks, trees, planks, your own thumb several times with a hammer, followed by the release of frustration using several vulgar terms? Looking for that sense of accomplishment when a long day of hard work has paid off and you get to sit back and watch the fruits of your labor thrive? Want to spend countless hours, days, weeks, toiling away at a prime Clan Citadel? Look no further, Friends! The Architects are just for you! Yes! YOU!
Do you smell that? That's blood. It's dripping from your blade. The blade you just stabbed into that big bad critter that tried to tear your face off. Oh look, a loot beam. That's yours. You can keep that. Go ahead... take it.... You know you want to. -Insert Zelda Treasure Chest music- Yeah, so don't want to ruin the moment or anything, but you might wanna turn around before another one bites ya square in the... Oh... too late. Oh well there's another opportunity for you and your fellow PvM'ers if you join The Dragon Knights! ((Bloodshed and death guaranteed; loot.. Pray to RNGESUS for favor)).
You approach a fellow clad in shimmering white and gold armour standing beside a gold and black vexillum. Oddly enough, this simple duty is heavily rewarded. All you must do... is stand in place... wearing this armour... standing next to this vexillum... and you're all set. Easy peasy! One day you're a fresh recruit off the Varrock Square pavement, the next, you're Master-At-Arms. ((Some results may vary)). If you enjoy standing in place, looking awesomesauce, and/or roleplaying, The Guards are for you.
And last but not least, Navy Council!
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"He don't look like no cucco chaser to me. Then again, I ain't never met one before."
