Welcome everyone to royal address after dark, keep in mind that beyond this point it will not be safe for work due to the sizzling amount of ryanxlali fan*ic that has been writ- what's that? Ohh, ohh i'm being told that this indeed is not allowed to be placed here.
That truly is a shame, so it's normal RA time :/
King of all things that go BOOM.
21-Oct-2015 04:22:30
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21-Oct-2015 04:22:58
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Lali
Got some good news and bad news, however I will not say which is which and you can label either story with either label accordingly.
So first news is that falador got this beautiful graphical overhaul and now looks grand, not varrock, but falador.
Second news is that this new shiny city is getting besieged by our friendly neightborhood idiots, the kinshra are here to besiege the town.
My sources say that Lord Daquarius is against killing innocents, and reports say that ryan responded by sieging the black knight orphanages.
Anyways so as we all know k0v is a stern ally of the boys in white and blue. So I will now decree that ALL
MARKED
K0VIANS are to help falador repel the hostile forces.
Under NO circumstances do any
MARKED
k0vians attack any white knights.
MARKED
k0vians will set the example for all others to follow.
King of all things that go BOOM.
21-Oct-2015 04:22:30
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21-Oct-2015 04:26:40
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Lali
------Change Log-------
Effective Wednesday 21st october
-Added Viscus to project Babel
-Added shadewing to project babel
-Update on the "Funding" project proposed by RP Lord Ben
-Removed Herobrine
-----that is all for tonight------
Empty you say? Not enough popcorn worthy material? Well thing is that our popcorn reserves are still filling up from overuse some time ago and we can't risk the kingdom running out of popcorn... not after "The incident" many years ago *shudders*
But don't worry, my sources tell me the popcorn reserves will be filled by next week's R.A.
Stay classy k0v
"Friends are alot like puppies, if you eat them they die." -Facebook Post
-King Lali
King of all things that go BOOM.
21-Oct-2015 04:22:30
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21-Oct-2015 04:23:33
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Lali
Well...attacking and tanking Black Knights on the south side of Falador certainly counts as something...I think.
Anywho...*goes back to freezing up humans*
I'm a
-Walks to the back of the KoVian storage, and opens the massive truck door to have pounds upon pounds of corn cobs dumped upon my head. Slowly creeps to the top of the pile and pokes my head out from the cobs-
"I asked for popped corn! Not cobbed corn!" -glares at the truck driver-
"I only haul it, not pop it!" -driver spits upon the ground and makes his way back into his truck, muttering things about spoiled Varrockian folk-
-Stares at the pile of cobbed corn- "I have a lotta work to do....."
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Cucco Chaser
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"He don't look like no cucco chaser to me. Then again, I ain't never met one before."
-The letter is handwritted, apparently rather hastily. The entire parchment holds an aire of urgency.-
Your Hignesses, I have noticed you have not responded to the previous missive concerning allocation of research funds. This is troubling, and we at the Varrockian Defense conglomerate trust that you are carefully reviewing your options. However, we must press you to decide on the spending options soon. The time for mobilization of the offensive forces draws near, and decisions must be made quickly to avoid disaster. If authorization on none of these projects is received within a week, we will assume none were to your liking and present you with mobilization options. We trust in your leadership, and will do as we are told.