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Lali

Lali

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~Royal Address~
~August 30th 2016~

"I would be the Michael Phelps of our time if it wasn't for Michael Phelps"- Ryan Lochte


Many changes are happening, the tides of war pulling and pushing the borders of kingdoms, summer vacation ending for many. But one thing remains the same, your weekly dose of the royal address.


So let us begin, shall we?
King of all things that go BOOM.

31-Aug-2016 01:09:23 - Last edited on 31-Aug-2016 01:10:17 by Lali

Lali

Lali

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-----War, murder, warmurder!---------

As usual war is upon us, the noxious gladiator clan has erroneously believed that your handsome king has stolen their cookie jar, which I say it's bollocks! Why would I want disgusting raisin cookies?

The war will be at September 10th at 5:00 Eastern time, be sure to attend so we can send these cookie thieves back to where they came from!
King of all things that go BOOM.

31-Aug-2016 01:09:23 - Last edited on 31-Aug-2016 01:10:44 by Lali

Lali

Lali

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-----All over (phew)--------

Well this RA has been the shortest one I have ever done but reality is that nothing really new has happened that wasn't covered last week, so, yeah today is an easy read.

Hey, I am not complaining, less to write!

-King Lali

"I... could not care less." -Sora Verus
King of all things that go BOOM.

31-Aug-2016 01:09:33 - Last edited on 31-Aug-2016 01:11:07 by Lali

mimring ikol

mimring ikol

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WANTED







For disruption of peace, aiding and abetting and other numerous crimes.

If sighted do not attempt the capture on your own and contact the Varrock Guard immediately, a reward is offered for providing information regarding the suspect.

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Fancy yourself on a wanted poster? Want to blow up things or maybe kill/kidnap/rob some honest folks?

If you have a knack for RP and some evil in you the Varrock Guard is looking for baddies, if you feel you could make a bunch of armor-clad guards suffer for your own amusement just copy the first part of the post and add your details in it!
We are looking forward to hunt you!
Khan of Goshima, master of the order of the damned.
Subject of the Wushanko empire.

31-Aug-2016 18:59:24

Capet
Mar Member 2023

Capet

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WANTED

CURRENT ALIASes: Spritle , and the accompliace Chim Chim


*depicted here would be two rosy-colored stick figures, one with a tail*
(More suffering due to budget cuts, this time by Sketch Artists)


Last sighted on Karmaja , likely on some monkey business, likely armed and dangerous, likely liable to change form.

These two are notorious metamorphic villains, capable of changing shape and appearance on a whim.
Former aliases include: Pikachu and Snorlax, Jesse and James, Smough and Ornstein, Holmes and Watson, Lucy and the Sky (occasionally with Diamonds), Pinky and the Brain, Fish and Chips, and, of course, unforgettably, Copyright and Infringement. Also, at times known as Dull and Boring. As well as Why (are you still reading this) and I'm Done (but won't apologize).


*Depicted HERE would be more stick figures and a plethora of emojis*

WANTED:
For willful metamorphism with ill intent, for disruption of peace, aiding and abetting and other numerous crimes inclusive of general malaise and degeneracy.

If sighted do not attempt the capture on your own and contact the Varrock Guard immediately, a reward is offered for providing information regarding the suspect.
Capet

31-Aug-2016 19:47:37

mimring ikol

mimring ikol

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Something is stirring beneath Witchaven, something dark and antideluvian. The Good people of Varrock have merely scratched the surface of what lies beneath and have brought with them a token of this evil that they placed inside their own walls. Help them discover the truth and cleanse this evil for good, but remember that a blissful lie is sometimes better than the truth.
Will you remain in the dark, afraid of opening your eyes or will you step into the light, risking your sanity and your body?


Join the Guard this saturday at 20:00 game time, help the kingdom, save your mind...
Khan of Goshima, master of the order of the damned.
Subject of the Wushanko empire.

01-Sep-2016 21:03:54

Ishtari
Dec Member 2023

Ishtari

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WANTED
Malik Amittai

AKA: Malik Ishtari


An image of a man wearing red robes with blonde hair and a goatee would follow.





For Assault on a Guard, Attempted murder, detaining of multiple guards, Conspiracy to commit acts of treason, conspiracy for starting a war, murder.

If sighted do not attempt the capture on your own and contact the Varrock Guard immediately, a reward is offered for providing information regarding the suspect.

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Jikdur Ishtari - Son of Tyv|Lord at
Sennisten
|House Ishtari

04-Sep-2016 00:33:11 - Last edited on 04-Sep-2016 00:35:42 by Ishtari

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