I'm plugging my nose, it's stinky around here. I just thought I should tell you all that I don't fart...I've never farted in my life. One time I thought I felt something and I smelled roses, but I can't say for sure what it was. I hope this doesn't affect your decision when the time comes to decide whether I will stay on as a member of this family after the trial period is over.
I have nothing against people who fart, I have many friends that fart, I've smelled lots of farts, laughed at them, been disgusted by some (almost threw up a couple times), but never lost respect for the people that let them. I didn't think it was right for me to keep this vital information from you and I hope it doesn't change the way you feel about me.
22-Apr-2010 01:20:41