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Mar

2015

MoonRabbit

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Did you hear the story about the kidnapping at school?

It's okay. He woke up.

05-Dec-2016 11:01:58

Mar

2015

MoonRabbit

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

It was soda pressing!

05-Dec-2016 19:47:57

Mar

2015

MoonRabbit

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent.

Ba-dum-tss.

05-Dec-2016 22:05:29

Mar

2015

MoonRabbit

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What's big, grey, and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant!

06-Dec-2016 01:19:45

Mar

2015

MoonRabbit

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he left?

"Bye"-son

06-Dec-2016 04:13:30

Mar

2015

MoonRabbit

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

06-Dec-2016 08:12:11

Mar

2015

MoonRabbit

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because, he drank it before it was cool

06-Dec-2016 09:23:16 - Last edited on 06-Dec-2016 09:23:58 by MoonRabbit

Mar

2015

MoonRabbit

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What does a philosophical dolphin think?

What's my porpoise?

06-Dec-2016 19:41:21

Mar

2015

MoonRabbit

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Why was the teddy bear never hungry?

Because, he was always stuffed!

07-Dec-2016 00:59:55 - Last edited on 07-Dec-2016 01:00:26 by MoonRabbit

Mar

2015

MoonRabbit

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What do you call bees that produce milk?

Boo-bees!

07-Dec-2016 05:20:58

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