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Ryanc360
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Ryanc360

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Hello newbies. My name is Ryan and on behalf of my fellow clan leaders I'd like to welcome you to the Clan Leader Forum. Before we begin the tour permit me to go over some safety precautions that are designed for your benefit. Firstly, I ask that you remain seated until we arrive at our destination. Things tend to get bump and we can't afford anymore lawsuits. Secondly, please refrain from eating or drinking for the duration of the tour for similar reasons. I distinctly remember hitting a bump during one tour and finding a rather aggressive carrot lodged in my now vacant eye socket.

I'm confident you will enjoy your visit to the Clan Leader Forum, or CLF as we call it. The lounge in particular is a relatively enjoyable location where you will find many of your fellow leaders hanging around to pass the time (and often fighting over the last cookie). It looks out over Mod Maz's acorn orchard where you will often see the resident squirrel army running drills in preparation for world conquest. It also contains the kitchen wherein resides the magically refilling larder and Mod Matthe's ban hammer (touch at your own risk, Richard still won't come out of the bottom cupboard and tell what happened).
Another neat place I would recommend you visit in the House of Jmod. Here you will often run into our resident Jmods, Maz and Matthe. If you don't already know Maz is the Jagex Squirrel Queen and it was in her honor that so many acorns were donated during the clan cup this year. It is recommended that you pay regular tributes unless you want to be awoken in the middle of the night with a beady eyed squirrel on your chest staring at you as though hungry for your soul. Matthe however is easier to appease. Simply avoid touching his ban hammer and you will remain on his good side. Easy enough right? WRONG! The ban hammer is the most alluring object in the CLF. Merely gazing upon it will fill one with the desire to wield it. It is therefor recommended that should you enter kitchen

24-Oct-2014 03:26:46 - Last edited on 24-Oct-2014 04:33:37 by Ryanc360

Ryanc360
Jun Member 2005

Ryanc360

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should you enter the kitchen you keep your eyes upon your feet at all times. This will prevent you from gazing upon the ban hammer and subsequently ending up like Richard the cupboard rat.

This brings our tour to a close. I regret that I was unable to further explore more of our facilitates for you, but I believe you to be more than capable of finding them yourselves. Follow the rules and suggestions outlined and you will have a wonderful time among your fellow leaders. We hope to see you around and if you have any further questions please feel free to ask. Thank you and have a wonderful day.

24-Oct-2014 03:26:51 - Last edited on 24-Oct-2014 03:37:13 by Ryanc360

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