Please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times. For safety reasons we ask that, as we begin our journey, you keep your seat backs and tray tables in their upright and locked position. In the case of an emergency we have a procedure that we ask you follow, which we shall demonstrate for you now.
First you must release your safety harness
Then you must quickly bend over, placing your head between your knees. Be careful, nobody likes a bonked noggin.
Once you have your head firmly between your knees it is advised that you kiss your bum goodbye.
Thank you for flying CLF Airways.
05-Dec-2013 15:17:51