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Mel Kazul
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In honour of 600 vthreads here's a little something I cooked up for the occasion. It's rather lengthy but hopefully worth the read. Enjoy!

Who’s at WWM? - tribute to Bud Abbott and Lou Costello's 'Who's On First?' Routine

Hunter: Oh my goodness it’s Canada Grrl!

Canada Grrl: Heya!

Hunter: Oh Canada Grrl, I just want to say thank you for the fcs and the weekly vthreads! You know I love penguins so much!

Canada Grrl: We all love penguins and free xp!

Hunter: Hey Canada Grrl, will you tell me the names of the members on TeamPeng, so when I go to spy on the penguins, I’ll know them and be able to thank them by name?

Canada Grrl: Well I’ll tell you their names, but you know TeamPeng members these days have very peculiar names.

Hunter: Do they name themselves after the penguins?

Canada Grrl: Well they have in the past. This week, at the 1 pointers we have Who’s at WWM, What’s at Wizard’s Tower, and I Don’t Know at Al Kharid.

Hunter: That’s what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the members on TeamPeng.

Canada Grrl: I’m telling you. Who’s at WWM, What’s at Wizard’s Tower, and I Don’t Know’s at Al Kharid.

Hunter: You don’t know the person’s name?

Canada Grrl: Correct.

Hunter: Well then, Who’s herding WWM?

Canada Grrl: Yes.

Hunter: I mean, the herder’s name at WWM.

Canada Grrl: Who.

Hunter: The person herding WWM penguin?

Canada Grrl: Who.

Hunter: The herder at WWM penguin.

Canada Grrl: Who is at WWM!

Hunter: Well, What are ya asking me for?

Canada Grrl: I’m not asking you. I’m telling you. Who is at WWM.

Hunter: I’m asking you who’s at WWM.

Canada Grrl: That’s the herder’s name.

Hunter: That’s who’s name?

Canada Grrl: Yup.

Hunter: Well, go ahead and tell me.

Canada Grrl: Who.

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19-Feb-2020 18:11:03 - Last edited on 19-Feb-2020 18:12:24 by Mel Kazul

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Hunter: The person at WWM.

Canada Grrl: Who!

Hunter: The herder at WWM penguin.

Canada Grrl: Who is at WWM!

Hunter: Have you got a herder at WWM?

Canada Grrl: Sure do.

Hunter: Then who’s herding WWM?

Canada Grrl: Exactly.

Hunter: When you pay off the WWM herder every month, who gets the cookies?

Canada Grrl: Every snickerdoodle of it. Why not? They’re entitled to it.

Hunter: Who is?

Canada Grrl: Yes.

Hunter: So who gets them.

Canada Grrl: Why shouldn’t they? After all, they earn them.

Hunter: Who does?

Canada Grrl: Absolutely.

Hunter: All I’m trying to find out is what’s the herder's name at WWM.

Canada Grrl: No, No. What is at Wizard’s Tower.

Hunter: I’m not asking you who’s at Wizard’s Tower.

Canada Grrl: Who is at WWM.

Hunter: That’s what I’m trying to find out.

Canada Grrl: Well, please don’t change the herders around.

Hunter: I’m not changing anyone.

Canada Grrl: Take it easy.

Hunter: What’s the guy’s name at WWM penguin?

Canada Grrl: What’s the guy’s name at Wizard’s Tower penguin.

Hunter: I’m not asking you who’s at Wizard’s Tower.

Canada Grrl: Who’s at WWM.

Hunter: I don’t know.

Canada Grrl: They’re at Al Kharid - we’re not talking about them.

Hunter: How did I end up in Al Kharid?

Canada Grrl: You mentioned their name!

Hunter: If I mentioned the Al Kharid herder’s name, who did I say was herding Al Kharid?

Canada Grrl: No - Who is herding WWM.

Hunter: Stay off of WWM, will you?

Canada Grrl: Well what do you want me to do?

Hunter: Now, what’s the herder’s name at Al Kharid?

Canada Grrl: No. What’s at Wizard's Tower.

Hunter: I’m not asking you who’s at Wizard’s Tower.

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19-Feb-2020 18:11:14 - Last edited on 19-Feb-2020 18:13:01 by Mel Kazul

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Canada Grrl: Who’s at WWM.

Hunter: I don’t know.

Canada Grrl: They’re at Al Kharid.

Hunter: There I go - back to Al Kharid again.

Canada Grrl: Well I can’t change their names.

Hunter: Would you please stay at Al Kharid, Canada Grrl?

Canada Grrl: So, what is it you want to know?

Hunter: What is the herder’s name at Al Kharid.

Canada Grrl: What is the herder’s name at Wizard’s Tower.

Hunter: I’m not asking you who’s at Wizard’s Tower.

Canada Grrl: Who’s at WWM?

Hunter: I don’t know.

Both: Al Kharid!

Hunter: Have any herders at the 2 point penguins?

Canada Grrl: Sure do!

Hunter: The Canifis bush herder’s name?

Canada Grrl: Why.

Hunter: I don’t know, I just thought I’d ask you.

Canada Grrl: Well I just thought I’d tell you.

Hunter: Then tell me who’s herding Canifis bush.

Canada Grrl: Who is herding WWM!

Hunter: Leave the 1 pointers alone!

Canada Grrl: Then don’t mention their names!

Hunter: I want to know what’s the herder’s name at Canifis bush?

Canada Grrl: What’s at Wizard’s Tower.

Hunter: I’m not asking you who’s at Wizard’s Tower!

Canada Grrl: Who is at WWM.

Hunter: I don’t know!

Both: Al Kharid!

Canada Grrl: Now take it easy, take it easy.

Hunter: And the Canifis bush herder’s name?

Canada Grrl: Why.

Hunter: Because!

Canada Grrl: Oh, they’re herding Desert.

Hunter: Do you have someone tracking the ghost penguin?

Canada Grrl: Oh we have some amazing ghost hunters and trackers.

Hunter: Would you tell me the current ghost tracker's name?

Canada Grrl: Tomorrow.

Hunter: You don’t have someone tracking the ghost right now?

Canada Grrl: Yes we do.

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19-Feb-2020 18:11:22 - Last edited on 19-Feb-2020 18:13:49 by Mel Kazul

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Hunter: Well will you tell me their name?

Canada Grrl: Tomorrow.

Hunter: You don’t want to tell me now?

Canada Grrl: I am telling you.

Hunter: Then go ahead.

Canada Grrl: Tomorrow.

Hunter: So I have to wait until tomorrow?

Canada Grrl: Wait for what?

Hunter: Wait for tomorrow so you’ll tell me who’s tracking ghost?!

Canada Grrl: But Who’s not tracking ghost. Who is herding -

Hunter: I’ll slap you with a herring if you say who’s at WWM!

Canada Grrl: Then why did you ask?

Hunter: I want to know what’s the ghost tracker’s name?

Canada Grrl: What’s at Wizard’s Tower.

Hunter: I don’t know.

Both: Al Kharid!!

Hunter: Have you got a tour guide?

Canada Grrl: Yes.

Hunter: The tour guide’s name?

Canada Grrl: Today.

Hunter: Today. And Tomorrow’s tracking ghost.

Canada Grrl: Now you have it.

Hunter: There are a couple of days on TeamPeng.

Canada Grrl: Well, I can’t help it. What do you want me to do?

Hunter: Want another tour guide?

Canada Grrl: Sure.

Hunter: I’m a good tour guide you know.

Canada Grrl: I didn’t know that.

Hunter: I would like to lead a tour for TeamPeng.

Canada Grrl: Well I’m sure that can be arranged.

Hunter: I would like to lead a tour. Now being a good tour guide, I’ll be providing snacks for the tour and starting it at Burthorpe bank.

Canada Grrl: Ok.

Hunter: Now when I start my tour, I’ll want to take my tour to the penguin at WWM, so I get my tour to follow and take them to who?

Canada Grrl: Now that’s the first thing you’ve said right.

Hunter: I don’t even know what I’m talking about!

Canada Grrl: Well, that’s all you have to do.

Hunter: Is to run the tour to WWM?

Canada Grrl: Yes.

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19-Feb-2020 18:11:32 - Last edited on 19-Feb-2020 18:14:30 by Mel Kazul

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Hunter: And who’s with it?

Canada Grrl: Naturally.

Hunter: Naturally.

Canada Grrl: Naturally.

Hunter: OK.

Canada Grrl: Now you’ve got it.

Hunter: I grab my tour and run it to Naturally.

Canada Grrl: No, you don’t, you run it to WWM.

Hunter: Then who’s with it?

Canada Grrl: Naturally!

Hunter: OK, I run it to Naturally.

Canada Grrl: You don’t! You run it to Who!

Hunter: Naturally!

Canada Grrl: Then say it that way.

Hunter: That’s what I said!

Canada Grrl: You did not.

Hunter: I said I’d run the tour to Naturally.

Canada Grrl: You don’t. You take the tour to Who.

Hunter: Naturally!

Canada Grrl: Yes!

Hunter: So I run the tour to WWM and Naturally is with it.

Canada Grrl: No! You take the tour to WWM.

Hunter: Then who has WWM?

Canada Grrl: Naturally!

Hunter: That’s what I’m saying!

Canada Grrl: You’re not saying that.

Hunter: I take the tour to Naturally!

Canada Grrl: You take the tour to Who!

Hunter: Naturally!

Canada Grrl: Naturally. So, say it that way.

Hunter: That’s what I’m saying!!!

Canada Grrl: Now don’t get excited. Don’t get excited.

Hunter: I take the tour to WWM.

Canada Grrl: And Who is with it!

Hunter: They better be with it!!!

Canada Grrl: All right, take it easy. Don’t get excited.

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19-Feb-2020 18:11:43 - Last edited on 19-Feb-2020 18:15:15 by Mel Kazul

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Hunter: Now I take the tour to WWM, we thank whoever is with it and run off to Wizard’s Tower. We find What at Wizard’s Tower thank him and continue on to I Don’t Know. We thank I Don’t Know and suddenly Tomorrow finds the ghost running around Burthorpe. So back the tour goes to Burthorpe for the ghost and thanks Tomorrow. You know this reminds me of baseball for some reason.

Canada Grrl: Well this isn’t baseball it’s penguins.

Hunter: Anyway next I take the tour off to Because. Why? I don’t know. They’re still herding Al Kharid and I don’t care.

Canada Grrl: What was that?

Hunter: I said, I don’t care!

Canada Grrl: Oh, they’re our polar bear patrol!

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Thank you to everyone past and present for 600 vthreads! And to all the hunters, helpers, herders, ghost chasers, tour guides and polar bear patrollers you are all amazing! Here's to another 600!
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19-Feb-2020 18:11:51 - Last edited on 19-Feb-2020 18:15:57 by Mel Kazul

Finja Tulip
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Happy, happy
v600
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Recent locations on w 60

-- Al Khardi -- in Citharede Abbey, in north central room
-- Goblin Village -- in Fally Farmhouse, in bedroom
-- Wizards Tower -- in Draynor Manor, in kitchen pantry
-- WWM -- on ledge above the agility wall to Death Plateau

-- Musa Point -- in Cap'n Arnav's house in Brimhaven
-- Desert -- in swamp east of Sophanem
-- Canifis, bush -- in Slayer Tower
-- Mort Myre, rock -- in Fenkenstrains castle, nw corner at fireplace

-- Port Phasmatys -- in house west of bank
-- Neitiznot , rock - the Freezer peng -- on the town island, last in nw guard tower
-- Keldagrim -- in Blast Furnace house

Polar bear in Musa Point well

19-Feb-2020 20:02:02 - Last edited on 19-Feb-2020 20:08:43 by Finja Tulip

Finja Tulip
May Member 2015

Finja Tulip

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Happy, happy, happy
v600
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For the scoreboard:

1. lvl 85 in Defence and ability to wear Ports armour (30 points)

2. lvl 99 in Farming (3 points)

3. lvl 99 in Fishing (3 points)

19-Feb-2020 20:05:54 - Last edited on 19-Feb-2020 20:31:14 by Finja Tulip

Dong U Dead

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No change except for Musa Point - trackers may have put the penguin bank in Arnav's house by now??
Finja Tulip said :
Happy, happy
v600
<3



Recent locations on w 60

-- Al Khardi -- in Citharede Abbey, in north central room
-- Goblin Village -- in Fally Farmhouse, in bedroom
-- Wizards Tower -- in Draynor Manor, in kitchen pantry
-- WWM -- on ledge above the agility wall to Death Plateau

-- Musa Point -- in Cap'n Arnav's house in Brimhaven <-
I spotted it east of the house near fence, trackers were trying to get it back in Arnav's house around 10 minutes ago.

-- Desert -- in swamp east of Sophanem
-- Canifis, bush -- in Slayer Tower
-- Mort Myre, rock -- in Fenkenstrains castle, nw corner at fireplace

-- Port Phasmatys -- in house west of bank
-- Neitiznot , rock - the Freezer peng -- on the town island, last in nw guard tower
-- Keldagrim -- in Blast Furnace house

Polar bear in Musa Point well
If fat means flavour then I'm ******* delicious!

19-Feb-2020 21:32:38

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