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Canada Grrl
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*~* Penguin Limericks *~*

By rancher

We all know that penguins can't fly,
But there once was a penguin who tried.
It took off with a jump,
Landed hard with a thump,
And went back to the iceberg to cry.



By: Armcie

In the wild, there's a peng, in a rock
Who's existence we hoped they would block
But Jagex said "wait!"
"let the hunters be bait," "
that'll give those poor spiers a shock"

10-Mar-2020 23:07:16 - Last edited on 10-Mar-2020 23:29:49 by Canada Grrl

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By: Mtipal

Trapping the penguins was my aim,
I disconnected, such a shame.
Thirty-second lag,
Is truly a drag,
I guess I’ll be taking the blame.


In the elven forests and trees,
I yelled to the clan chat my pleas.
After searching everywhere,
I was feeling despair.
“ M.T. , hop to world 60, please”.


That rock disguise hiding a beak,
Makes me occasionally shriek.
Thank Brassica Prime,
This period of time,
Has no wildy penguins this week.


I always enjoy seeing Chuck,
After spying black-and-white ducks
News flash! This just in…
These things are penguins!?!
What am I? Some kind of schmuck?

10-Mar-2020 23:07:26 - Last edited on 10-Mar-2020 23:37:51 by Canada Grrl

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By Aveo

A penguin passed by me in a crate
He was trav'ling at a very great rate
I called out "One minute!
You know the speed limit?"
He said "I'm late for an important date!"


I saw Chuck in his cage in the zoo
He said "Ive got another mission for you."
"Just come stand in here,
"I'll get the 10 and the bear,
And I'll come claim my points off of you!"


I was trapping a penguin in Polli
When I got tele'd away by Molly
She said she had a twin
Who'd committed a great sin
"Please lock her away for her folly!"

... I said "Miss Molly what have you done?!
The penguin I was trapping will run!"
She said "Don't be potty!
"The heat's made you dotty!
"There are no pengs in the land of the sun!"

10-Mar-2020 23:07:31 - Last edited on 11-Mar-2020 07:27:20 by Canada Grrl

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*~* Penguin Limericks *~*

By: Mtipal

I’m feeling like I’m at my prime,
after a trek through daemonheim
Oh, that pker’s face!
When I give him the chase,
With my trusty rapier this time!


According to our report,
Pengs are in the myre of mort.
There’s slimy snails,
And ghasts that wail,
Be ready to deal with that sort!


In goblin village, it is seen,
That they fight over red and green.
Let’em fight, we don’t care
We only wish to snare
Black and white, nothing in between ..................................

Only a piece of shrubbery,
and Desmond keep me company.
But that platypus and I,
Do our best to try,
To keep that bush from roaming free.

10-Mar-2020 23:07:31 - Last edited on 11-Mar-2020 07:29:51 by Canada Grrl

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