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Canada Grrl
Jun Member 2008

Canada Grrl

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*~* Penguin Limericks *~*


By Aveo7
Once I was trapping in Lumby
Along came a hunter quite gumby
He stepped on me,
The penguin got free,
And ran the whole way out of Lumby

(For those of you who've never heard it, "gumby" means stupid or incompetent)


By: Mtipal

Trapping the penguins was my aim,
I disconnected, such a shame.
Thirty-second lag,
Is truly a drag,
I guess I’ll be taking the blame.

In the elven forests and trees,
I yelled to the clan chat my pleas.
After searching everywhere,
I was feeling despair.
“ M.T. , hop to world 60, please”.

That rock disguise hiding a beak,
Makes me occasionally shriek.
Thank Brassica Prime,
This period of time,
Has no wildy penguins this week.

I always enjoy seeing Chuck,
After spying black-and-white ducks
News flash! This just in…
These things are penguins!?!
What am I? Some kind of schmuck?



By: Armcie

There was a zookeeper called Larry,
The penguins, he told us to harry,
Those birds were aware,
And took him to their lair,
How long in their grasp will he tarry?

15-Mar-2022 23:17:57 - Last edited on 16-Mar-2022 06:00:52 by Canada Grrl

Canada Grrl
Jun Member 2008

Canada Grrl

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*~* Penguin Limericks *~*




By: Lizallinos

Said Rocky the penguin "You see
"I'm not a mushroom or a tree!
"I stand out from my flock
"Because I'm a SHAM-ROCK!
"And as Irish as a penguin can be!"



By: Diomedes Osu

Outside of south Yanille wall,
A peng has slowed to a crawl.
Though the space was ample,
After one good trample
The peng didn't get trapped after all.



By: VoidLordXian

I went to the Sawmill in spring
I went out to spy on a peng
With hunters around
the peng couldn't be found
and I realized I'd forgotten my ring.



By: Armcie

When Jagex performs an update,
Have patience hunters, please wait.
All traps are forlorn,
They're back to their spawn,
Herders have lots of work on their plate.

15-Mar-2022 23:18:18 - Last edited on 16-Mar-2022 06:01:12 by Canada Grrl

Canada Grrl
Jun Member 2008

Canada Grrl

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*~* Penguin Limericks *~*




By Canada Grrl & Diomedes Osu

Oh no oh dear I forgot
Sometimes my mind tends to rot
Though late is the time
There's reason to rhyme
Alas Shakespeare I am not!

I forgot my limericks post
for the day of St. Patrick's ghost
Oh wow March is here
Time for poems held dear
Here they are, go ahead and boast




By: Aveo7

What's that? A new penguin? How nice!
Another spy from that base in the ice!
I saw in a vision
This new penguin's mission:
To find a lost T.A.R.D.I.S. device!


Oh penguins, great and small
I come when I hear your call
Because, you see,
I get XP
When I hunt and I spy you all!


Said Chuck: "I really do fear
For my spy, that trusty bear.
Can you see if he fell
Down Rellekka well,
And try pull him out from there?"


A penguin passed by me in a crate
He was trav'ling at a very great rate
I called out "One minute!
You know the speed limit?"
He said "I'm late for an important date!"


I saw Chuck in his cage in the zoo
He said "Ive got another mission for you."
"Just come stand in here,
"I'll get the 10 and the bear,
And I'll come claim my points off of you!"

15-Mar-2022 23:18:24 - Last edited on 16-Mar-2022 06:04:34 by Canada Grrl

Canada Grrl
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Canada Grrl

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*~* Penguin Limericks *~*



By: Diencephalon

Just a short ditty for Larry
He reminds me a bit of Mary
He could give us the spot
Right on the dot
But he's ever so contrary


By: Armcie

In the wild, there's a peng, in a rock
Who's existence we hoped they would block
But Jagex said "wait!"
"let the hunters be bait,"
"that'll give those poor spiers a shock"



By: Mtipal

I’m feeling like I’m at my prime,
after a trek through daemonheim
Oh, that pker’s face!
When I give him the chase,
With my trusty rapier this time!

According to our report,
Pengs are in the myre of mort.
There’s slimy snails,
And ghasts that wail,
Be ready to deal with that sort!

In goblin village, it is seen,
That they fight over red and green.
Let’em fight, we don’t care
We only wish to snare
Black and white, nothing in between


Only a piece of shrubbery,
and Desmond keep me company.
But that platypus and I,
Do our best to try,
To keep that bush from roaming free.

15-Mar-2022 23:21:09 - Last edited on 16-Mar-2022 06:08:31 by Canada Grrl

Canada Grrl
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*~* Penguin Limericks *~*



By: Civett

I once saw a peng in the wild.
The location I noted and filed.
But a griefer came 'long,
And quick did me wrong.
I had nothing and so I just smiled.


By: Graceful One

A penguin stopped by for a brew;
to chat with a penguin or two.
The barkeep said PAY ME
The penguin got angry
And waddled right out to the zoo.


By: Aveo7

I think that my house has a ghost
Which is somewhat more active than most
There's a crate in the hall
It keeps moving wall to wall
And I keep getting fish in the post


By: Mom0007

There was a player in game,
Who was very very insane.
Looking for fortune and fame,
To team penguin he came,
Only to get trampled again and again!!


By: Transcendent

There were some penguins from a northern isle
Who decided to spy and beguile
And full of surprises
They found some disguises
To dress up in chamouflage style


By: Scatty D M

The wild is a notorious place
To spy THAT peng, through it hunters must race
Griefers are there
Because they don't dare
To risk REAL PKERS face to face

15-Mar-2022 23:21:18 - Last edited on 16-Mar-2022 06:11:41 by Canada Grrl

Alpha Guide
Jun Member 2015

Alpha Guide

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Team Penguin Tours Inc - Group Penguin Spying
(v708) Tuesday, March 15th

Start Location:

Sophanem Bridge

Tour FC:

world60bus

Items:
These requirements may change prior to tour departure.
• Games Necklace

Departure Times

5:15 pm PDT / 7:15 pm CDT / 8:15 pm EDT / 0:15 GMT



Route:

Click here for the route (Posted between weekly reset and first departure).



Note:

• Tour may be delayed or canceled. I apologize in advance.
• Tour will deviate to a confirmed Ghost Penguin sighting if the tour is not en route to a penguin.

15-Mar-2022 23:47:14

Brainiac744
Dec Member 2007

Brainiac744

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(¸.•´ __(¸.• v708 Reset Tour Schedules

Tuesday - 15 March 2022

Friends Chat for Normal Bus: W60tour



¤¤¤ Meeting Point ¤¤¤
Normal Tour:
›› Nardah Bank ‹‹



¤¤¤ Times ¤¤¤
Normal - 5:30 pm PDT / 8:30 pm EDT / 0:30 am GMT



¤¤¤ Items Needed ¤¤¤
Normal Tour:
-all lodestones unlocked
-archaeology journal
-[iron] games necklace
-[optional] ectophial



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¤¤¤ Important Notes ¤¤¤
- Familiars are not allowed. You will be asked to dismiss or leave the tour.

- We apologize for any inconveniences should tours change or be cancelled.

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¤¤¤ More Info ¤¤¤
Please check our other thread, Team Penguin Tours Inc (v4)
QFC: 75-76-59-66120381
Page 69 Posts 3 & 4 for additional information including the volunteer list and routes.
You can also click here to go to those posts.
Happy Hunting! Thank you and hope to see you there!

15-Mar-2022 23:47:37 - Last edited on 15-Mar-2022 23:47:50 by Brainiac744

Lady Storm 2
Nov Member 2007

Lady Storm 2

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=-=-=- Penguin Tour Bus v 708** RESET NIGHT ONLY** =-=-=

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March 15 2022

Friend Chat : Lady Storm 2


***** Meet: PERMANENT PLACE IS IN FRONT OF DRAYNOR BANK ********

Please Note #1: Familiars on the bus are not allowed and you will be asked to dismiss them.

Please Note #2: Tours might change/cancel without notice due to unforeseen circumstances.
I apologize in advance, for any inconvenience to your hunting plans.

Please Note #3 : ACCEPT AID MUST BE ON AND ONLY ACCEPT TELLIES FROM LADY STORM 2

** Please Note # 4 : WHEN APPROACHING PENGUINS PLEASE TRY NOT STEP ON THE TRAPPERS,
AS THEY WORK VERY HARD TO TRAP THE PENGS IN PLACE FOR ALL TO GET EASILY**

** Time **
Please check here for your time zone

TOUR= 6:30 pm PDT / 9:30 pm EDT / 1:30 am GMT



Lead Guide: Lady Storm 2
Scout: Sir Storm 2
Loudspeaker:
Teleporter: Lady Storm 2



Thank you in advance for your help and to all who join us on tour each week.

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This will be announced in my fc after I make list and routes
I read the final chapter........... GOD WINS ! ;)

15-Mar-2022 23:48:24

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