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3.1 *~* Penguin Love *~*

By Bbh Smoke – Nov 10 2010

My rendition of "Looking for love in all the wrong places"

I've spent a lifetime looking for pengs
old locations and bad directions near fairy rings
running everywhere, I bruised my shin
my hope was fading fast,so I dropped my chin

I was looking for pengs, in all the wrong places
looking for pengs, without any traces
searching the skies, looking in vases
for what...I'm dreaming of
energy is low, need to recover
I'll bless the day I discover
another one, looking for pengs

Well I was alone then, no pengs in sight
the thought of no more penguins really gave me a fright
didn't know where to start, or where it might end
I was in danger, I needed a friend

I was looking for pengs, in all the wrong places
looking for pengs, without any traces
searching the skies, looking in vases
for what...I'm dreaming of
energy is low, need to recover
I'll bless the day I discover
another one, looking for pengs

Team Penguin came knocking at my door
had everything I'd been looking for

There's no more looking for pengs in all the wrong places
looking for pengs, without any traces
searching the skies, looking in vases
for what...I'm dreaming of
Energy not low, it's been recovered
God bless the day I discovered
You, the Team, looking for pengs

11-Feb-2020 23:26:56 - Last edited on 12-Feb-2020 03:24:41 by Canada Grrl

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3.2 *~* Penguin Love *~*


By: Paxilute

How do I spy thee? Let me count the ways.
I spy thee through the swamps, dismal & green,
You trundling bush that barely can be seen,
I spy thee in the rugged Shantay Pass,
With gritty sand that gets stuck in my …umm...spying glass,
You are pursued through jungles even though,
My Oog’log run ran out an hour ago,
I stumble past the graves of bleakest grey,
Littering the paths of Netz’s icy way,
Heroic hunters dead before they’re done,
I can’t bless them, my prayer is 61.
It’s not about the points I win or lose,
As I traverse the Elf’s Lands trap filled breadth,
Your squeaking fascinates me - if Revs choose,
I shall but spy thee better after death.



By: MOM0007

Happy Valentines Day
especially to our little waddlers

Oh penguin I love thee,
You waddle perfectly.
The smell of herring,
Won’t stop me caring.
Hiding in rocks,
Cacti, toadstools, a box.
I love you dearly.
Yes penguin really!
Waddler’s and runners,
Penguins your stunners.



Roses are red, Violets are blue,
World 60 pengs just loves to help you.
Be on world 60,
It’s incredibly nifty.
The penguins we trap,
All over the map,
Using a platy,
We like to get chatty.
Join the friends chat,
Call where the penguin is sat.
Ask a location, of a penguin’s recent station.
Don’t spam the chat with capitals, questions, Exclamations!
Use the chat scroll to see locations of old,
Then it all stays in control.
Spy out the bear,
In wells here and there.
Have lots of fun,
Until your 10 penguins are done.

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3.3 *~* Penguin Love *~*


By Jpurcat

My Ode to Team Penguin

Oh penguin black and white,
trying to stay out of my sight,
the way you click and whirr,
really makes me purr.

bushes,rocks,and toadstools,oh my,
barrels and crates,all locations to spy.
Cacti roaming thru burning sand,
trappers and herders,giving a helping hand.

Sharing food,water and laughter,
the past joy of having a rev slaughter.
Stories,poems and shedding tears,
helping each other survive pkers and fears.

Elf guides,tour guides,pizza delivery,
jokes,clues,grave blessings,makes me all shivery.
Setting goals,seeing gains,dealing with daily pains,
birthday wishes,using points to get more fishes.

Trapping, herding,helping out,cries of update plz,
and tyvm,community and fellowship,comrades and leadership,
friends I've made,and where's the peng,Geez!
best behavers,and little pains,now and then a bad word slip.

Larry the crazy guy,going to the wild just to die,
White polar bears with twinkly black eyes,
The way the team always cares,gives encouragement,
and shares in the sighs.Thank you very much and,....
I love you guys!

11-Feb-2020 23:27:14 - Last edited on 12-Feb-2020 03:49:26 by Canada Grrl

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3.4 *~* Penguin Love *~*

By Aveo7
This one's called "The Hunt Will Go On". It's a rip-off of the cheesiest love song I know


Every week at reset
You appear, I hunt you
Then I get xp from, the zoo

Far across the landscape
In places far from me
You have come to spy on, us too

Near, far, wherever you are
I will find you there soon and, move on
Once more you're back in the wall
And you're trapped near the start
And I spy you and then move on

Points grant xp one time
Which lasts for a lifetime
And never expires or gets old

Points from when I found you
That last time I spied you
I chose not to swap them for gold

Near, far, wherever you are
I will find you there soon and, move on
Once more you're back in the wall
And you're trapped near the start
And I spy you and then move on

You're near, the clues tell me where
And I know that my sources aren't wrong
We'll spy all of you today
You are safe in a trap
And the hunters spy on and on

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3.5 *~* Penguin Love *~*

By: H2asfj

Rodgers and Hart did a much better job than I can, so with a few alterations and my sincere apologies to them, here is my Valentine's Day offering to our penguin pals.

My funny Valentine. Black and white valentine.
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable,
Yet so photographable,
You're my favorite Runescape work of art.

Yes when you walk, you creak,
And your beak is a little weak,
And when you open it, you squeak.
That's not too smart.

But don't change a feather for me,
That's how we find you, you see.
That's how we know you want to play!
And that makes each day a Valentine's Day!

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3.6 *~* Penguin Love *~*

By: Qloque

So, with apologies to Ray Davies...

~~~~~~~

Tuesday afternoon there's something special
It's just like another world.
Helping hunters search is my excuse
To look at all the little birds.

I'm not a zookeeper in a white coat;
I'm not a quirky old man;
I'm not gonna push you any further--
I'm a peng herder
Come to daddy...

Little peng don't notice me
Watching as she mischievously spies.
She won't catch me staring at her
However long and hard she tries.

She runs past ducks, waddles over flowers.
I follow her around for hours and hours.
I'd take her home, but that can never be;
She's just a substitute for what's been taken from me.
Come to daddy...

Tuesday evening's herd can't last forever,
Wish I could take you home.
So... come on, hop in the wall
Before I log out from your view.
I've learned to appreciate you
The way peng herders do,
And I only want to look at you.

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3.7 *~* Penguin Love *~*

By: Ashtethe
This is a song as well as a poem, with apologies for ripping on a most famous love song by a very British foursome!

I Wanna Spy My Pengs

Oh yeah, I´ll . . . tell you something
I think you'll understand
When I say that something
I wanna spy my pengs
I wanna spy my pengs
Please help me spy 10 pengs

Oh, please TP, say to me
You'll spot those pesky spies
and please, say to me
You'll herd and trap those pengs
I wanna spy my pengs
Please help me spy 10 pengs

And when I see you I feel happy, inside
It's such a feeling that my Peng
You can't hide
You can't hide
You can't hide

Yeah Team Penguins, got that something
I think you'll understand
When I say that something
I wanna spy my pengs
Please help me spy my pengs
I wanna spy 10 pengs
I spied all 10 p-e-e-e-e-n-g-s

Happy Valentine’s Day All!

11-Feb-2020 23:28:43 - Last edited on 12-Feb-2020 03:51:14 by Canada Grrl

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3.8 *~* Penguin Love *~*


By: VoidLordXian

I call it "Penguin Tours", to the tune of "A Whole New World"

I can show you the pengs
Cactus, bush, and toadstool
tell me player now when did
you last get all of them spied?

I can find all the spies
take you penguin by penguin
Ardy, Lumby and Varrock
on a special world event

It's Penguin Tours
a dazzling solution to
no one to spot the peng
or herd the thing
or take you round the world

Penguin Tours
available to old and new
cause when you trust Team Peng
It's a sure thing
that now you'll find all 10 penguin spies
now you'll find all 10 penguin spies


Meet at Ard-ou-nge zoo
following Lady Storm 2
Spying, teleporting, and trapping
cross the plains of ***lenor
on Penguin Tours

Don't you bring your pet
With ten penguins every week
Hold your breath in the wild
It's not a shooting star
You'll travel far
We can't go back to the way it used to be

Every week a surprise
with new penguin spies to pursue
Every moment gets better
We'll chase them anywhere
even the Kalphite Lair
Let us share Team Penguin Tours with you

It's Penguin Tours
that's where we'll be
A thrilling chase
A wondrous place
for you and me.

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3.9 *~* Penguin Love *~*

By: Scatty D M

An Ode to a Ghostly Peng

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In a Cavern; In the Sawmill;
On an Island; near a Tree
Stand the hunters, from the clan chat
Waiting for a Ghost to appear

When he spawns and hits the water
All the hunters hop in vain
Hunters scatter, nothin' matters
The ghost has gone away

Oh my darling
Oh my darling
Oh my darling ghostly Peng
We have lost you
You've gone forever,
Now the search must start again


By: Scatty D M

O Penguino, Penguino! Wherefore art thou Penguino?
Deny thy disguises and refuse to hide;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but available to spy,
And thus, I'll no longer sit and sigh.


By: Woofumz
The wild:

I love the wild for its volcanos straight and tall
I love the wild for its lava, hot and pure
I love the wild for its dragons, red and green
I love the wild for its mines, mith and rune
I love the wild for its spiders, poisonous and creepy
I love the wild for its colors, grey and grey
I love the wild for its revs, just misunderstood
I love the wild for its maze, windy and dangerous
I love the wild for its giants mossie and hillie
I love the wild for its helm, magical and rare
I love the wild for its penguins, fast and quick
I love the wild for its excitement, always fun



By Master Kata

>> A Love Unanswered <<

Once a cute penguin in RuneScape
Got chased by a love crazy great ape
Her full name was Anya
And she lived on Karamja
But he made a narrow escape

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