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Yewnock
Feb Member 2021

Yewnock

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Yanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Welcome back, I hope you had a great time on your trip :) . I have just updated the contents. As for the gop guide, I have the old forum qfc, in case you can't find your version: [qfc id=] 75-76-692-63962238 [/qfc*.

Congratulations Wee for
99 crafting
and Elber for both
120 dungeoneering
and
unlocking all spells from horrid livid farm
!

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Wise Thoth

18-May-2014 17:30:53

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revenge_now

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So...
I was wondering, how many people in the clan actually keep up with or even read the clan forum thread? And you all know me, if theres two ways to do anything I pick the third =) . And here it is =) )

Thought for the day:
Why do you play Runescape? ( Actually this may take more than a day to sort out lol)
I personally have a hard time remembering when I didn't play. And my original purpose for playing is kind of out dated, I started playing to: 1. make sure it was ok for my kids. and 2. to then spend more time and have more in common with them. But why am I still playing? I know most of you have been playing for a number of years, and a lot of you have maxed/ comp'd. So what keeps you coming back? Inqiring minds want to know...well, I do anyway, and I'm just plain nosy lol. So post it here. Admit you are well into your second ( or in my case 3rd) childhood, blame Obama, blame the hole in the ozone, whatever. =)

And now, Aunty Revenge's advice for noobs.
Dear Aunty Revenge,
My Mom keeps harping at me about spending too much time playing Runescape. She says I need to pay more attention to my responsibilities. It's not fair! What can I do/say to make her understand?
Signed, You're not the boss of me
P.S. My wife is ganging up with her, help! I'm out numbered

Dear You're not the boss,
It's simple, buy your wife a membership and tell mom to untwist her knickers. Or better yet buy her a membership too =)

18-May-2014 20:07:37

Yanaaaa
May Member 2011

Yanaaaa

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Ty Wise, nice to be back :)
Elber wow livid farm all unlocked Im so Jelly .... double Jelly

Rev oh so funny I could write that letter to my Hubby, not sure how he would take the nickers in a twist part tho.
Would say I started for exactly the same reasons, why am I still here.... thats easy, main reason, you guys are fantastic :)

Welcome iluv pies :)

W32 Rocks

19-May-2014 00:00:25

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revenge_now

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Looks like Aunty Revenge is in business. =) I guess this will be a regular thing, or not, depending on my ability to stay focused long enough to wri...SQUIRREL!!!

Anyway, here we go.
Dear Aunty Revenge,
Life keeps getting in the way of my game! It seems like everytime I try to sit down and play the phone rings, or the doorbell goes off, or the kids get in an argument, or my husband wants something. What can I do to get a little "me " time?
Signed,
Frazzl3d_30something

Dear Frazzl3d,
You have my sympathy. I too suffered from gamus interruptus for many years until I found a one shot solution for almost all of these irritating distractions. The Sports Fan Canned Air Horn. One solid 3 second burst with this miracle of technology, and arguing children are silenced, door to door preachers, nosy neighbors, utility workers and girlscouts will find somewhere else to be. Phone solicitors seek career changes. In laws and unwanted guests.... history. Pestering husbands... hmmm you may want to think that one through. Be sure to remove your pets from the immediate area. Side effects can range from twitching and shaking to extreme paranoia, hair loss, and divorce. And the pets wont like it either.

19-May-2014 05:17:23 - Last edited on 19-May-2014 05:21:02 by revenge_now

revenge_now

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Well, this may be the last post for Aunty Revenge. I seem to have managed to mess up even the forum. No one is posting or, it seems, reading.

Dear Aunty Revenge,
My cat is driving me nuts! How do you deal with a pet that seems determined to be right in the middle of what you are doing every time you try to play Runescape? I've even tried locking him out of the room, but then he sits outside the door and yowls and scratches until I cant stand it and let him in. If I yell at him or put him off the desk he gives me such a look, I feel like the cruelest person in the world. To be honest he doesnt really do anything but sit there. It's just that he "sits" either right in the middle of the desk or right on the mouse/mousepad. It's very embarrassing when suddenly theres a line of giberish in the chat from you and you have to explain its just that the cat has a big butt and he's sitting on the keyboard...Please help I'm about at the end of my rope.
Signed
goingcrazy_catluver

Dear goingcrazy,
First of all let me assure you you are neither crazy nor cruel. I have been observing the lifeform we know as "cats" for many years and have reached the following conclusions:
1. Cats are actually an alien lifeform sent to study mankind centuries ago.
2. Being alien in nature their "sense of humor" is considerably at odds with ours.
3. While they are intelligent, they also are a good bit conceited, and convinced we are both an inferior lifeform and servants by nature. ( Humans themselves may have comtributed to this misconception)
Let me begin by saying that while they may appear harmless they can be a actual threat to both your physical and mental well being. They are trained in the ninja arts and can appear underfoot or other inappropriate places designed to cause bodily injury and property damage, and then dissapear at will.
continued

20-May-2014 01:43:54

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revenge_now

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They play subtle mindgames designed to keep you off balance, loving on you, cuddling in your lap one minute, and ignoring you as they lick their nether regions the next.
Making you desperate for the former and mortified by the latter.
In my previous 2 posts my solutions for the problems presented would be of no help whatsoever in this instance. Trust me if your cat wants to play Runescape, he just waits for you to go to bed and then gets on your account. And as for the air horn...All that would do is cause him to speed up his assasination schedule on you and any dogs in the area.
My reccommendation is this: Bribery and flattery are a cats biggest weaknesses. Usually after a big bowl of his favorite treat, he will find a place to curl up and snooze. While he is indulging his inner glutton, quietly adjourn to your computer area and shut the door. In most cases Kitty cant be bothered at this point to harrass you about getting into the room. If this fails, take about 5 minutes to forceably grab kitty up, cuddle him to you and pet and coo over him,telling him how beautiful he is and not allowing him to choose when said lovefest ends. Most cats will not tolerate this loss of controll and will evacuate the area at speed.
Being owned by a cat myself, you have my sincere sympathies. =) But to be honest its the greatest servitude I can think of. =)

20-May-2014 01:44:15 - Last edited on 20-May-2014 01:57:25 by revenge_now

Jimchall
Jul Member 2016

Jimchall

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Dear Aunty-Revenge,

I have two questions.

First, I've heard, "Revenge is a dish best served cold."
So, does this mean you are a dish?

Second, I'm very confused. My grandma died last week, and Mommy and Daddy
were crying and sad. So, I told them to just go to Lumbridge, since grandma
has probably already re-spawned and is waiting to see us.
My question is, why did they ground me for two weeks for trying to help them be
happy?

Your friend,
Jimmy
Age 12

20-May-2014 05:45:52 - Last edited on 20-May-2014 05:46:35 by Jimchall

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