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Whodatder 2

Whodatder 2

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Welcome to funny Harry Potter endings!
Book #7 is over - Harry falls for Rita Skeeter, goes to university, then devotes his life to working in a curry shop.
No-Spoilers-Please!
Post your own funny Harry Potter endings here and you may earn yourself a place in the hall of fame. Not too long please! Only one per post!
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Happy posting.
~WHÕÐÃTÐÊR~

12-Oct-2007 21:06:13

Whodatder 2

Whodatder 2

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> Kickitout
Hagrid utilises his tank-like qualities (99 Defence, 99 HP, 99 Strength etc.) To weld together Voldemort and Harry into a morphed creature, now you'd think it'd be 99 Magic - it's actually 10. Unfortunately Hagrid only had 10 Construction and he mis-hit a nail.
> Thereaper164

Snape washed his hair with Loreal shampoo and discovered he was blonde. Being so pleased with the result, he started working on Loreal adverts.
Meanwhile, Harry, with the guilt of killing someone, decided to eat his children. (cens)
> Pk All Def
Professor McGonagall had 99 magic and could turn into a cat - Harry got jealous of her 99 Magic and his 67 Magic so he took her to the wildy (School grounds) and pwned her with his Rictusempra! He looted her hat.
> Crystalem
Harry returns to Hogwarts to find that the Dolores Umbridge has mysteriously returned to reclaim here title as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. But she's better! After many days of training on Centaurs (much to Hagrid's disgust ;) ) she achieved 2 defence! This meant that only 99% of lessons would be wasted reading textbooks...
> Viper7746
After two weeks of trying every spell he could think of, and failing Harry finally understood why; he had run out of runes.

~WHÕÐÃTÐÊR~

12-Oct-2007 21:06:29 - Last edited on 29-Nov-2007 17:27:43 by Whodatder 2

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