Very Mad Guy, why are you so angry?
When I offer friendship, why do you deny me?
I could help to calm you down,
Help turn around that angry frown,
Make you smile, make you laugh,
Take you to the zoo to see the giraffe,
We could post on all the threads,
Go to Daemonheim and crush enemy heads,
I offer all this, but you just slap me,
All I want to do is make you happy,
All I want to do is help,
But you think I'm an insufferable whelp.
Poem 2.
I know we post regularily on the thread to ban,
But you should know I'm your number one fan,
For your responses are great,
For your next post I can hardly wait,
Even though you often want me dead,
Stabbed, drowned or missing my head,
I could never hate you,
For you are part of the forum crew.
If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.
12-Mar-2014 12:46:23