Harry Potter, Just die already
Harry Potter is emo! Just like other kid favorites such as Spongebob, Alf, Elmo, Ronald the clown, and the Green Giant.
Harry Potter cut too deep, now there'll never be a book 8.
Breaking News: Harry Potter, Age 18, was recently found in a hotel bathtub dead from a drug overdose. He will not be missed.
harry Potter runs up a wall without magic.
Harry Potter can't believe it's butter. (nice variation of the can't believe it's not butter thingy)
Harry potter earns 70mil begging by using high alch on his glasses repeatedly. Good job harry, now get yourself some Ali M glasses, only 70mil!
Harry potter is Harry potter.
'arry Pottere gets caught cheating in soccer. Not that FIFA cares anyway <.<
AAAARGH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! HARRY POTTER HAS COME!
By A. Hitchcock.
Harry Potter has just left the building.
Harry Potter: CAAAAABAGE! CAAAAABAGE STRIKE! CAAABAGE BLITZ! CAAAAABAGE TELEPORT! ME WANT CAAAAAABAGE! CAAA--- (at this point Harry Potter was tranquilized and sent to bedlam)