Draw up two different shaped wings on some cardboard (if you don't have any cardboard, any kind of paper would suffice) and do make sure that the wings resemble that of any bird's wings. Would probably be best not to refer to a picture of a bird's wings because effort. Once you've drawn them up poorly, under the supervision of a child, proceed to cut the wings out without a care in the world. You then want to grab some duct tape and glue them down onto your head to get the full effect out of your horrendous wings. All that's left to do now is find the highest building, stand at the very edge and without hesitation, jump straight off
Disclaimer: With the intent to bring humour to the Forum Games, don't ever try this.
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