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Mar

2005

Aethel Wolf

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Because Katrina and the Waves are already letting Love Shine a Light.
Extra sunburn is always unsafe in this case.

How do you starve an ancient effigy?

18-May-2017 21:15:35

Dong U Dead

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By kicking it where it hurts.

how many blades of grass are there in average sized back yard?

If fat means flavour then I'm ******* delicious!

06-Jun-2017 23:13:42

Kale100

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Rain * Soil / Goats

If zebras had 2 legs, who would have won the presidential election of 2036?

14-Jun-2017 07:04:24 - Last edited on 14-Jun-2017 07:04:35 by Kale100

Ancient Drew

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The grass.

Where's the lamb sauce? Prepare for hell on RuneScape in Naval Cataclysm!

Pokemon battle? Friend Code: 4614-0426-2439

14-Jun-2017 12:11:59

Dong U Dead

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Up the creek.

When watching a live video of Michael Jackson, he had a imposter on stage acting as him - why didn't no one notice this??

If fat means flavour then I'm ******* delicious!

24-Jun-2017 08:24:15

Erinn

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They were too busy trying to get the real Slim Shady to stand up.

What's the best way to outrun a lion?

12-Jul-2017 11:04:17

Mar

2005

Aethel Wolf

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Scar

How is peanut butter a health food?

13-Jul-2017 14:06:57

Dong U Dead

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The sign of good health food is when it gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.

Why is a note book called a note book?

If fat means flavour then I'm ******* delicious!

13-Jul-2017 17:37:26

Erinn

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Because the Notes won the Battle of the Book, ending the Great Paper War.

Why does eating too much ice cream give you brain freeze?

14-Jul-2017 18:17:47

Dong U Dead

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To shock the brainwaves into action

Why was Dr. Seuss books so popular for children and parents alike?

If fat means flavour then I'm ******* delicious!

15-Jul-2017 05:54:40

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