Harry Potter and the Useless Wish
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
"...From The 'Scape" is very nearly here.
Bonus one: Harry Potter and the Challenging Academic Year:
Voldemort becomes a Professor at Hogwarts in order to defeat Harry by making him flunk out of school and discontinue his magical education. However, thanks to the help of office hours, peer groups, and rigorous study, Harry squeaks by and gets a C. The school board reviews the unfair academic curriculum administered by Professor Voldemort and fires him on a technicality as he is still an adjunct professor and not tenured. Harry is placed on academic restriction for the next school year and therefore is not allowed to participate in athletic actives including Quidditch. Shame...
Carry 29 Shrimp?! Are you crazy??
Carry 27 shrimp and 2.1 billion cannonballs? Now that I can do...