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EpicQuester

EpicQuester

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very mad guy said :
let me get him out. were poem buddies you know

waiter, theres corn flakes in my soup!

Why does your post not rhyme?
Were you short on time?
Try to add a hint of lime
It makes corn flakes prime

Waiter/Waitress, there's a dead body in my soup
Its Flamin Goes whose body is stuck in a loop
I have been trying to bury it in a chicken coop
to protect others from an annoying snoop

30-Mar-2014 23:23:08 - Last edited on 30-Mar-2014 23:24:03 by EpicQuester

Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

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Ahh, hello Miss EpicQuester,
Don't leave the body, it may fester,
I'm not very funny, so hire a jester,
Who's job it is to pester,

But your soup made from Flaming Goes,
Is that not what you chose?,
One body, minus the clothes,
With a garnish made from rose,

Also, waiter is actually unis**,
Ask them when you're using cheques,
Its actually pretty complex,
Mmmm, a soup made from T-rex,

Waiter, waiter in my soup there's a cat,
It's wearing a feathered hat,
Weilding a large cricket bat,
Swinging it at a rat.

Please, oh please, do something about it,
Oh else I may have a fit,
Or else this restaurant I shall quit,
That's the poem that I submit. If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

31-Mar-2014 21:02:46

Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

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Damnit Mod Timbo, did you release the Kraken again? What have I told you about that?? Yes, exactly "Don't put the Kraken in players soups, keep it for a port update".

Awfully sorry about that sir, I think I'll have to fire my chef. Please accept this replacement soup.

WAITER! There's an eyeball in my soup! If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

01-Apr-2014 18:10:09

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