The cook must have got so overworked from 56 pages of soup that he went mad, and accidentally put his pants in the wrong place!
Waiter, there is a harpie bug swarm in my soup?
Ah, sir! that is our special harpie bug bisque! our chef specially recommended it, because of your current slayer level!
Waiter, there is a Jehovah's Witness in my soup!
Summon a steel titan and tell Zezima he's a noob then throw the soup at some high-level guy, then complete the Elemental Workshop quest series 27 times in a row then run around screaming and he should log out and go into some world you don't care about!
All in 10 minutes or else YOU DIE!
Waiter there's a guy who took 10 minutes and 1 second to do that in my soup! Should I let him pass the test?