That's a crayfish, but too late you've already paid triple the price of a regular lobster! GF nub.
Waiter you're a noob. *ahem* there's a zombie in my soup and... quite frankly I'm not going to eat it now...
THEN DON'T F#$%ING EAT IT! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SOUP WE MAKE, THEN GTFO MY PLACE AND GO FIND ANOTHER PLACE THAT SURVES SOUPS!!!! I hope you enjoyed your meal, come back again.
Waiter, there's a ransom note in my soup! It's telling me that I have to show up at the Family Park at 11 or my RuneScape account will be banned! Soooo... should I go at 11 AM or PM?
Go at 11am of course. So that they could not torture in public.
waiter ..this soup smells like dirty ass. Whats that disgusting stuffs have you put in my soup?
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Ah, sir! we've put in some strong-smelling herbs and aromatic cheese. I'm afraid your palate isn't sufficiently sophisticated for the dish you ordered, and there will be no refund.
Waiter, there's a tarot card in my soup!
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St Scorbut
My good twin brother or my evil twin brother? Or my tall twin brother? Or my twin brother with 99 mining? Or my twin brother with 120 dungeoneering and 6 defence? Or my twin brother with a dragon scimitar that hits 0's? Or my artificial twin brother? Or my leet twin brother? Or my twin brother with a Guthix Godsword? Be specific, man!
Waiter there's a stir-fly in my soup!
Ah, sorry sir...it appears that you just ordered our non sequitur broth with extra mispronunciations as a side dish! this spellchecker should help solve the problem.
Waiter, there's a swallow's nest in my soup!