Other than Azzanadra:
Azzanadra is disappointed becose you are here frying waiters instead of helping Zaros.
If Azzanadra:
You are really disappointed. go to your pyramid.
if sliske:
Zamorak is trying to steal your pretty little rock! go and save it!
if zamorakian:
if Enakhra:
Look! someone started zamorak fanclub! Join it quickly!
if zemouregal:
Dont you have anything better to do? Like starting zombie apocalypses.
if hazeel:
i did not help you to return just so that you could kill my friends!
if someone else:
Oh, look! 500 years is so short time...
If neither:
I would not have expected this from you Kharshai...
Waiter! Enakhra is bathing in my soup!
NO
I do not ship ZamorakxZaros.
I follow them. And Marimbo, the best t5 god.
* grabs cartoon classic bug sprayer *
* Enakhra dies *
I'm sorry sir. These cartoonish villains have odd ways of coming on to you.
I will dispose of this and bring you a new bowl of soup with [insert desired love interest] bathing in your soup.
Waiter! Why is my soup nothing but a block of ice?