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Waiter there's a - in my soup!

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Cathy
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Cathy

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*sees nothing happening* Sir are you alright? I'll get you another soup.
*Meanwhile in the kitchen* "Bloody David is putting hallucination pills in people's soup again, FIRE HIM!"

Waiter, there's blood, sweat and fingernails with a hideous odor in my soup!

13-Aug-2014 23:35:46

Deltaslug

Deltaslug

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well yes sir, I had to sell my soul to the demonic patron of filth, garbage, unmentionables, and telemarketing in order to get this job. (you don't what it takes to become a bus boy)

waiter, why does the soup taste perfectly fine?

15-Aug-2014 18:45:02

very mad guy
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very mad guy

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because you are used to abnormal happenings. the fact that the soup is normal is abnormal for you. wait... something normal is abnormal? ironic

waiter! theres a full set of bronze in my soup with a note on the helm saying "try me"!
They see me rollin', they better run...

15-Aug-2014 20:58:11

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