RuneScape Forum Archive | Waiter there's a

Jan

2015

Nuke Yelps

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Don't worry sir, he hasn't been released yet and as such can't kill you yet. I'd keep a weapon ready though.

Waiter, there's a pair of glasses in my soup!

08-Jul-2014 20:06:51

Dec

2017

1XA

Posts: 8,079 Rune Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

I wonder why the chef didn't notice that...

Waiter, there's a hipster in my soup!

09-Jul-2014 20:13:28

I Kuma I

Posts: 1,360 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Here! Lure him away with this pair of pants that went out of style 10 years ago.

Waiter, there's a USB dongle in my soup!

10-Jul-2014 04:37:39

Messiah ofRS

Posts: 1,407 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Sorry that USB Dongle isn't compatible with the soup, you should return it and come back with a dongle that is more compatible with the soup.
otherwise you are just better of ordering an apple instead.

Waiter there's santa in my soup!

10-Jul-2014 16:21:57

I Kuma I

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Why, you should drag him out, and tell him what you want for Christmas. Ho ho ho!

Waiter, there's a photo of your mom as the prom queen in my soup.

10-Jul-2014 18:37:21

Solanumtinkr

Posts: 22,240 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Well you know how they always say Moms make the best soup. . . .

Waiter, there's a cockroach in my soup and it's doing backstroke! The purpose of adventure is to shine light into dark places,
Poke monsters with a sharp stick, Then steal anything that isn't nailed down!
To the Manor Born QFC 185-186-367-65788716

10-Jul-2014 22:19:29

Deltaslug

Posts: 32,671 Sapphire Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Well, yes. It seems our soup bowls are the regulation size for the invertebrate summer Olympics, and this roach is training. Enjoy the exhibition.

Waiter, there is a quantum singularity in my soup.

10-Jul-2014 22:51:45

Dec

2023

Mattock GP

Posts: 613 Steel Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

RUN SIR, the whole restaurant is going to be taken over by aliens flying their ships through it!

Waiter, theres a Jagex Mod standing in my soup.

11-Jul-2014 01:00:48

Wild Bill63

Posts: 2,947 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Then smash it with a really big hammer!

Waiter, there's a dalek in my soup!

11-Jul-2014 02:06:29

Dec

2023

Mattock GP

Posts: 613 Steel Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

*Waiter gets fried by Dalek who tells him he will be eliminated*

Surviving waiter, (lol) There's a Dalek Fried waiter in my soup!

12-Jul-2014 20:20:29

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Waiter there's a - in my soup!

Nuke Yelps

1XA

I Kuma I

Messiah ofRS

I Kuma I

Solanumtinkr

Deltaslug

Mattock GP

Wild Bill63

Mattock GP