Ambelsyn Posts: 529 Steel Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Granted, you've been given the banhammer that banned you. I wish I had more fingers 21-Oct-2016 21:30:25
Ancient Drew Posts: 5,732 Rune Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Granted. You have fingers absolutely everywhere on your body except your hands. I wish I could create illusions. Prepare for hell on RuneScape in Naval Cataclysm! Pokemon battle? Friend Code: 4614-0426-2439 21-Oct-2016 21:33:17
Dec 2023 DarkCymru Posts: 1,092 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Granted but your hands no longer useable I wish for a custard pie I am just a friendly naughty Illusionist 21-Oct-2016 21:33:44
Ambelsyn Posts: 529 Steel Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Granted, the pie is dated 10-03-2002 I wish I had a new sofa 21-Oct-2016 22:02:33
Dec 2023 DarkCymru Posts: 1,092 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Granted but breaks due to heavy weight I wish I had 200m cash I am just a friendly naughty Illusionist 22-Oct-2016 10:13:01
Celebelian Posts: 4,615 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Granted, but you can't spend it. I wish that whenever I went to buy something, I had the right amount of money in my pocket. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 22-Oct-2016 16:45:58
NG O Posts: 13,930 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Granted but every time you reach inside your pocket you lose a finger. I wish I had a pet giraffe. 22-Oct-2016 19:23:57
Furred Posts: 161 Iron Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Granted, but it has razor sharp teeth and a taste for human blood I wish I was a Crocodile? 23-Oct-2016 04:49:20
NG O Posts: 13,930 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Isn't that already corrupted tho >.>, granted but you don't have any teeth to eat stuffs. I wish I could go to one of Louis C.K.'s Stand-ups 23-Oct-2016 17:05:36
Dec 2023 DarkCymru Posts: 1,092 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Granted but you were denied entry I wish I had Custard Creams biscuits I am just a friendly naughty Illusionist 23-Oct-2016 18:08:40