^ does's appreciate hair at all, I doubt he has ever had a single piece of hair grow under this helmet of his. I suggest you learn to appreciate the hair you never will have man
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^ Has discovered that the secret to human flight lies in having big ears. No, don't be silly, I don't mean that we can flap our ears to fly, but oh my that would be amazing if it were true. I can't actually even move my ears like some people can do, and I'm not sure how much I'd really want to, although it is speculated that having bigger ears makes it easier****. Bean knows how to do it, but he just generally has quite a funny face and his ears probably got confused and thought they were also part of his face so tried to be unusual too. But I digress! Through the enlargement of our ears we can listen better, and as such through the co-operation and teamwork of multiple persons using their enhanced listening skills, we will one day achieve propulsion from this land by the ignition of bodily gases ejected through one's rear end.