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Green Mage
Aug Member 2021

Green Mage

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After almost 2 years, I think it is time to breath some life back into this thread!

You know you are in runescape when you can kill a citizen in cold blood, but make up to the people by simply clearing three weeds!
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03-May-2015 06:41:34 - Last edited on 04-May-2015 05:12:07 by Green Mage

Sabre Taser
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Sabre Taser

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Guess this might be a classic but here goes nothing :P

You know you're in Runescape when you can carry hundreds or even thousands of heavy cannonballs + a disassembled multicannon in your backpack and still be able to run :P
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Sabre says hi! :P

03-May-2015 10:15:56

Bishop 4

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- You know you're in Runescape when the only way to tell you're sick is when your hit splats turn green.

- You know you're in Runescape when deep ocean fish only bother to appear in little bubbles by the beach.

- You know you're in Runescape when weeds are more valuable than gold.

- You know you're in Runescape when you ring the service bell and your butler appears in a puff of smoke.

- You know you're in Runescape when you accidentally make the farming leprechaun send you off to play minesweeper .

- You know you're in Runescape when you can run across the continent in little more than a few minutes.

- You know you're in Runescape when there's bunyips around (cause bunyips rule).

- You know you're in Runescape when the arrows you've shot at your enemy stack themselves neatly on the ground.

- You know you're in Runescape when everyone has wings.

- You know you're in Runescape when you get asked to join a clan every time you sneeze, blink, itch or hiccup.

- You know you're in Runescape when the postal service consists of a pathetic pile of bones that drags itself around only visiting a certain few places that don't even have mailboxes.

28-May-2015 00:48:42

Ruby Inferno

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You know you're in runescape when you pickpocket someone unnoticed whilst standing right in front of them.
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17-Jul-2015 03:06:49

Doom Valiant
May Member 2023

Doom Valiant

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You know you're in 2006 Runescape when:
1. If you heard these phrases: "n00b", "buying gf" "I pwn you" "pl0x" "choob" "I trim your armor 4 free"
2. You freaked out when the main door of Draynor Manor Mansion got locked and couldn't find a way out. So you gave up and made a new account. Now you're old account's been stuck in Draynor limbo for over 15 years.
3. You've been pked in an area other than the wildy before pvp worlds were a thing (ie:Falador Masscre)
4. You had to compete for rune ore or switch worlds. Took forever for it to respawn.
5. Regular smithing used to be so much faster. Nowadays we call it "protean bars"
6. Buy mithril 2H swords in Buthrope(members only access) for about 5k. Sell on ftp world for 20k.
7. 1 mill gp was considered "rich"
8. Been lured to Wildy at least once. Scary place to be in.
9. Everyone was a higher combat than you in Castle Wars. Minigames were alive & vibrant.
10. You always see players utilizing general shop to buy/sell goods
11. Before youtube existed, you had to rely on salmoneus.net or runehq for quest/skill help.

You know you're in modern Runescape 3 when :
1. You consider yourself lucky to find at least 1 player to play Castle Wars with you. Heck, most minigames are dead, so if you have decent amount of players to play with, you must have hit that rare "rng jackpot". Enjoy it while it lasts.
2. You feel "safe" in the Wilderness, even when wearing a demonic skull
3. Mining is fast, smithing is slow (in 2006: mining is slow, smithing is fast)
4. Graphics style almost make you think you're in Disneyland
5. For most part, GE is like big corp businesses like Walmart, Amazon and general shop are like
a small local business at a corner of a street...empty
6. You rarely find an actual noob starting the game from scratch. More likely it is someones alt account or a returning veteran.
7. Runewiki is your bible.
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16-Nov-2021 08:27:07 - Last edited on 16-Nov-2021 08:49:09 by Doom Valiant

Aslon Dak

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You know you're in RuneScape when you can walk inside of a bank and be quickly healed of all your wounds.

You know you're in RuneScape when you can eat 28 cakes without falling into a diabetic coma.

You know you're in RuneScape when you can kill a ghost with a sword.

You know you're in RuneScape when you run around in circles to train Agility.

You know you're in RuneScape when a paper hat is far more valuable than a potion that can cure poisoning instantly.

You know you're in RuneScape when you willingly enter the sewers looking for treasure.

You know you're in RuneScape when a slain chicken can fall from the sky declaring "I have returned!"

You know you're in RuneScape when people buy burnt food.

You know you're in RuneScape when most of your outfits are cosmetic overrides.
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
"...From The 'Scape" is very nearly here.

18-Nov-2021 18:49:43

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