- You know you're in Runescape when the only way to tell you're sick is when your hit splats turn green.
- You know you're in Runescape when deep ocean fish only bother to appear in little bubbles by the beach.
- You know you're in Runescape when weeds are more valuable than gold.
- You know you're in Runescape when you ring the service bell and your butler appears in a puff of smoke.
- You know you're in Runescape when you accidentally make the farming leprechaun send you off to play minesweeper .
- You know you're in Runescape when you can run across the continent in little more than a few minutes.
- You know you're in Runescape when there's bunyips around (cause bunyips rule).
- You know you're in Runescape when the arrows you've shot at your enemy stack themselves neatly on the ground.
- You know you're in Runescape when everyone has wings.
- You know you're in Runescape when you get asked to join a clan every time you sneeze, blink, itch or hiccup.
- You know you're in Runescape when the postal service consists of a pathetic pile of bones that drags itself around only visiting a certain few places that don't even have mailboxes.
28-May-2015 00:48:42