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Adam Savage

Adam Savage

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I alched myself and got...
1 GP.
I alch myelf again...
100 GP
oooh...

I alch myself again...
10k Gp!
Alched 7 more times...
1,000,000,000,000,000,000 (1 Quintillion) Gp!!!@4
I alch myself 10 more times...
1.e+38
Huh?
100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (1 duodecillion) Gp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@$
100 more times?
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (1 tredecillion) GP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have 1337 characters remaining for this message... lul!

19-Dec-2010 01:42:43

Pvt Harry

Pvt Harry

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I alched myself and got:
12 Drummers drumming
11 Pipers piping
10 Lords a-leaping
9 Ladies dancing
8 Maids a-milking
7 Swans a-swimming
6 Geese a-laying
5 Golden rings
4 Calling birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in Pear tree!

26-Dec-2010 20:18:02

StonerJack

StonerJack

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I alched myself and got a christmas cracker. Unfortuately, I was alched, and couldn't get rich off of myself, so some noob took me, used me on another noob, and they sold my innards to the General Store guy who made a fortune.

27-Dec-2010 02:20:16

An Epic Fail

An Epic Fail

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I alch myself and get...
NOTHING I just vanish
I complain to the JaGeX customer support.
I get an email back saying:
Dear,
Stupid guy who alched himself
JaGeX is not responsible for any damage, mutation, warp, time travel, interstellar travel, more random things we could sit here all day mentioning even though they will never happen so it's pointless writing them down but the warning messages inside car-parks or huge buildings or supermarkets still mention them, and more importantly dissapearences involved in the process of alching yourself.
If you are stupid enough to alch yourself then maybe the world is better off without you incase some aliens visit us and take a first impression off of you and think that the human kind is a stupid race and should be wiped out so that more intelligent life-forms can be placed on one of the probably very few planets that can sustain life in the universe or you happen to come across a big red button that says 'press to abort earth destruction missile' incase you leave it and think to yourself 'it was just nothing'.
Kind regards,
JaGeX support crew.

(btw, this is not supposed to be impersonating jagex staff members or mods and is not supposed to offend any jagex member. this is not trying to make reference that the jagex team is stupid. It is about the person being stupid.)

27-Dec-2010 22:07:06 - Last edited on 27-Dec-2010 22:51:54 by An Epic Fail

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