I alched myself and got.....
1. The chaos elemental, but because thats me a lvl 100+ clan comes along and I get killed
2. I respawn, grab some runes from my bank and alch myself again. This time I become some dragon bones. Someone goes "w00t!" and takes me to the Ecto-whats it. You know, the grinding place.
The end.
i alch myself and get a blue phat. i alch myself and get 2 blue party hats. i alch myself and get 4 blue party hats i alch myself and get 8 blue party hats. i alch myself 1000000000 times and sell all but 2 of the blue phats. i get 4 piles of maxed out money. i alch myself again and turn into a tree. noob comes along and chops me down. the end.