I alch myself and, suddenly, I see it. The fabric of creation itself. All the code that makes up Runescape, mine to manipulate. Tweak a line there, and the King Black Dragon gets the same HP a cow has. Add a digit there, and the Wilderness becomes a safe zone for everyone but me. Put a decimal point there, I can give everyone skill mastery in everything... or put their skills back down to 1.
I can replay quests and relive my memories fighting alongside Zanik (and then ban every Jmod for not making replayable quests a feature already). I can move Dominion Tower to the middle of Lumbridge, and make myself able to use Divine Location on an unlimited basis. I can give everyone a raw potato.
But I don't. I see that nothing good will come of my involvement with this. So, I end it. I delete myself from the game's code, and give birth to my account in its pre-ascension days. Nobody should have that kind of power. Before I let go of that power, I make it so that nobody can cast high-level alchemy on themselves, or anybody else. It is my gift to Runescape.
...okay, I got a little carried away there.
09-Apr-2015 04:50:21