you know your rich when you tie up a load of whips so they stretch from lummy to fally. then you typewalk it wearing a hundred blue phats on ur head and a cracker in each hand. then u fall of and lose all ur phats and u say "oh well next time ill make a railway track out of whips and A train made out of phats. blue, of course
You know your too rich when a noob asks for 500gp, you give them a blue phat instead.
You know your too rich when you pay people to lure you to wildy.
You know your too rich when you scam yourself out of a blue phat.
You know your too rich when you buy a bronze dagger for 5m.
You know your too rich when you sell your blue phat to the general store to see how long it takes some one to buy it.