You've entered the competition for gaining the title of Sir States-the-Obvious-a-Lot.
Lord Yatagarasu, the Black Sun.
Thank you for giving me your power.
The sunlight that rains down on the Earth
is a nuclear furnace that will create new atoms.
My ultimate nuclear fusion will burn up
every body, heart, phantom, and fairy!
You've just gained the knowlegde that i won that title years ago, got propoted to General-of-stating-stated-things, and recieved numerous medals and awards for serving the United Obvious Association.